[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

I am waaaaay out of touch, and haven't watched it for ages I want to start watching agoin, but what do I need to know?? What's been happing??

Lou... I'm looking at you!

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Did my text help?

Also, new dark haired woman is Natasha's mum's sister. Tash found her. Her name is Emilia. She's started dating Lucas. There is some sinister secret between her and Mike though. I imagine they must have had her affair.

Tash found out her mum drowned to death, and did not die of an illness like Mike had told her. But there is still a secret about the death (involving Emilia) that we haven't learnt yet. Mike told Tash that both her and her mum were in the water and he could only save one of them. My mum reckons that the mum found out about Mike and Emilia's affair and took Tash into the sea on purpose (to make him pay?). We'll have to wait and see. Maybe they didn't even have an affair. I'm pretty sure they did though.

Kate did kiss Noah, then kept shouting at him so unsurprisingly he got fed up with that and has told on her. Stupid Kate.

Sophie cut her hair.

I miss Donna.

Kyle broke his ankle in real life so had to duck out for a bit. Hopefully Jade will pull herself together when he gets back so that they can be happy, because she is an idiot for not being with him. HE GOT EXCITED BY A PUB QUIZ ABOUT PENGUINS. If that doesn't make him amazing then I have no idea what could.

I don't have a clue what else is happening, but I hope this has also helped.

Public Service, over.

x

[Gold Joinee Mhairi]

There is also the worst storyline ever about Callum playing this stupid online game which means the Toadies have had to upgrade their broadband package and Sonya's made Callum get a paper round to pay the difference. But he's been binning the papers. Wow. Also their sofa is broken and they've been talking about that for ages. And toadie has a new job as a real lawyer instead of someone who goes to Harold's all day. He's representing the developers who want to build a massive shopping complex right next to Lassiters. Most people hate this but they seem to have forgotten about it for now. He's trying to get Lucas to sell them the garage so they can build a car pack on top of it.

[Gold Joinee Mhairi]

OH OH OH I can't believe I forgot. Susan and Karl have split up. Since stupid Jim Dolan who breathed too much got all dead. Karl is soooo sad, it genuinely grieves me. I'm hoping for a Christmas reconciliation.

[PJ Hannah B-R]

"Drowned to Death"

Is that how it;s described?

I like it.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

I'm in denial about Karl and Susan, which is why I didn't mention it. It breaks my heart. Mhairi's "it genuinely grieves me" is pretty much the only way to say it!

I forgot about the paper round thing (I haven't watched yesterday's episode yet. Oh yes, today's a double-whammy!)

Also, Jade and Mal Kennedy had an affair. He is a BAD MAN. I am properly genuinely hurt by his actions. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in anyone in my life. Which probably says a good deal about how wonderful my friends and family are, that none of them have ever disappointed me more than someone on Neighbours. Hopefully Mal will stop that because he is a married man and is just being a sleazy idiot.

Stonie hasn't come to visit Mal (He may still be in prison?) I was really hoping. I adore Stonie.

The Toadie/Lawyer job storyline is just like last time he went corporate. I hope he stops being corporate soon.

[Joinee Evan]

Neighours moved from proper TV to a digital only channel last year. Investment in the show is down, which is probably one of the reasons why the story lines are getting more and more dumb.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Sigh Corporate Toadie... Why doesn't he learn? He's just not a corporate kind of a guy...

Oh dear, loads of bad stuff going on then basically.

Sophie's hair looks dumb...

[PJ Wopunga (GA)]

Not quite as stupid as her nose ring. I prefer her hair shorter though - it was just way too long before.

I only managed to catch two episodes of Neighbours this week