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#51 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:11 AM

Rumour has it that Rachael had her thumbs replaced with heavily made-up gherkins.
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#52 User is offline   Lethal Biddle 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:17 AM

View PostPlatinum Joinee Wilf (GD), on 16 September 2011 - 10:11 AM, said:

Rumour has it that Rachael had her thumbs replaced with heavily made-up gherkins.

Wilf is a tiger made of corned beef. Hunted by his own kind & tortured every day by the desire to eat his own paws.
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#53 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:29 AM

Biddle can only jump 6” off the ground from a standing start due to a strange and chronic gravity-based illness.
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#54 User is offline   Lethal Biddle 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:32 AM

Wilf used to be a wandering wild water wolf wrestler from Worcester but he wan away from that wotten wife.
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#55 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:35 AM

Biddle is Silvio Berlusconi's love child.
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#56 User is offline   Lethal Biddle 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:37 AM

Wilf is Silvio Belusconi.
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#57 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:41 AM

Biddle has been known to snort marshmallows. His PB is 17 in a row.

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#58 User is offline   Lethal Biddle 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 11:35 AM

Wilf's is 16. When he was beaten he cried. In Chinese. Nobody knew that was possible until then.
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 01:38 PM

Biddle is a Conservative Member of Parliament. He was elected in 1876 and due to a loophole in the Boundary Commission's reorganising of constituencies, he has never been replaced. The constituency in question is the rotten borough of Upper East Greater Shoreditch Manor, North.
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 03:42 PM

Kieran has a pair of small propellers that he can deploy from his shins. This allows him to reach speeds of up to 30mph underwater.
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 04:20 PM

Most days you'll find Wilf sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch adorned in a rainbow afro shouting 'You so crazy!' at passersby. :rainbow: There is no bong anywhere near him.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:36 PM

Rachel was named after me.
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But not any more!! =)
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#63 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:45 PM

Rachel is one of the very few people in the world who can see in 4-D
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:52 PM

View PostSilver Joinee Rachel, on 16 September 2011 - 07:36 PM, said:

Rachel was named after me.


OMG! LIAR!! :blink: :D :wub:


View PostSJ Del (The Train Man), on 16 September 2011 - 07:45 PM, said:

Rachel is one of the very few people in the world who can see in 4-D



Del used to work as a bearded lady in the circus until he started liking it so much he wanted to run off and marry himself.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
has given my heart a change of mood and saved some part of a day I had rued.

Robert Frost 1923
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#65 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:23 PM

It is entirely possible that Rachel is a fictional character.
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#66 User is offline   Gold Joinee Mhairi 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:39 PM

Fliw si eht ylno nosrep ni eht dlrow ohw si ylrettu elbapacni fo gnikeaps sdrawkcab.
"With madness, as with vomit, it is the passer by who recieves the inconvenience."
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:42 PM

View PostGold Joinee Mhairi, on 16 September 2011 - 08:39 PM, said:

Fliw si eht ylno nosrep ni eht dlrow ohw si ylrettu elbapacni fo gnikeaps sdrawkcab.


It is a little known fact that Mhairi once recorded a rap album.
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#68 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:56 PM

Mem frequently vandalises the Wikipedia entry for Hummus.
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#69 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 11:18 PM

A favourite hobby of Wilf's is to create miniature replicas of famous buildings from grated cheese
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#70 User is offline   PJ Wopunga (GA) 

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 09:07 AM

Del is a fully trained ballet dancer.
"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
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#71 User is offline   Silver Joinee Rachel 

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 09:30 AM

Sarah is named Wopunga, because that is what she screams whilst practicing marshal arts.
Formerly Cyborg Joinee Rachel.

But not any more!! =)
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#72 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 09:31 AM

Interestingly, Rachel once told me that she had a significant role in Plan 9 From Outer Space.

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#73 User is offline   PJ Hannah B-R 

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 01:30 PM

Wilf snores the theme from big country.
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#74 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 03:12 PM

HBR once base jumped off the Empire State building. But she's scared of heights, so she went from the ground floor.
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Posted 17 September 2011 - 10:55 PM

wilf won a karaoke contest in a bournemouth nightclub with his rendition of tubthumbing by chumbawumba.
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#76 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:28 AM

Wolfman's most prized possession is a giant carrot in the shape of a Cyberman, that has been kissed by Sylvester McCoy.
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#77 User is offline   Thorners (a.k.a. Claire) 

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 02:49 PM

Del is allergic to cacti.
My blog of girliness and chat and stuff: http://countrymouseclaire.blogspot.com/ (updated frequently :-))
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#78 User is offline   Gold Joinee Mhairi 

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 03:28 PM

Claire has a tattoo of a frog holding an umbrella right in the middle of her forehead. But it's really, really small, so she likes people to stand nose to nose with her so they can see it properly.
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Posted 18 September 2011 - 05:08 PM

Mhairi is allergic to mung beans and N Dubz.
My blog of girliness and chat and stuff: http://countrymouseclaire.blogspot.com/ (updated frequently :-))
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Posted 18 September 2011 - 07:16 PM

Claire does not believe in pepper.
Part Gay. Space Pirates.

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#81 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 07:31 PM

Lisa once threw the head of a large sunflower at Timothy Spall.
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 12:54 PM

;)

Del once threw Timothy Spall's large head at a sunflower
"Life is too short to take seriously"
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 09:32 PM

Katie once played a sunflower opposite Timothy Spall in a play entitled "Lisa and Del".
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 09:57 PM

View PostCaptain K, on 19 September 2011 - 09:32 PM, said:

Katie once played a sunflower opposite Timothy Spall in a play entitled "Lisa and Del".


Kieran's pirate alter-ego suffers from scurvey for drinking too much rum & coke when he should be using lemons and limes to adorn his beverages. Timothy Spall doesn't care, though Katie, Lisa and Del certainly do. :pirate: ARRGH.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM

To foil salty sea-thieves, when Rachel buries her treasure she marks the spot with a "W". Yarr! :pirate:
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 10:44 PM

Kieran's hearts desire is to portray Ruth, maid of all pirates, in The Pirates of Penzance. Even though he has auditioned numerous times he has never been rewarded the role. Maybe because he's not a she. :pirate: SAVVY?
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 10:56 PM

When Rachel sleeps, her snoring sounds exactly like the phrase, "Why is the rum gone?"
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 11:27 PM

View PostCaptain K, on 19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM, said:

To foil salty sea-thieves, when Rachel buries her treasure she marks the spot with a "W". Yarr! :pirate:

It's a long-term project though

Kieran's title is merely honorary, and Elvis Presley Enterprises has blocked him from rising above the honorary rank of Major, due to a clause in Colonel Parker's will.
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 06:14 AM

Doug is a 27 year old female hairdresser from Norwich.

(this has long been a theory I've been working on...)
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 10:29 AM

View PostGJ Hannah B-R, on 20 September 2011 - 06:14 AM, said:

Doug is a 27 year old female hairdresser from Norwich.

(this has long been a theory I've been working on...)


Contrary to popular opinion, Hannah's name is not actually a palindrome.
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 04:11 PM

View PostMem Marmite, on 20 September 2011 - 10:29 AM, said:

Contrary to popular opinion, Hannah's name is not actually a palindrome.



Marmite's name belies the fact that she actually prefers snozzberry preserves on her cornbread muffins. It's true! Really. I read it in the Mail. :blink:

This post has been edited by GJ Rachel Rose: 20 September 2011 - 04:13 PM

The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 04:13 PM

Rachel holds the world record for walking backwards on her hands

This post has been edited by SJ Del (The Train Man): 20 September 2011 - 04:14 PM

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 11:21 AM

Del has an alien chained up in his loft.
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 03:12 PM

Michelle's kitchen is a shrine to MC Hammer
It's not easy being a fool, but it is definitely more fun and worth it in the end

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:11 PM

Simon auditioned for Westlife and only failed to get through because he had problems understanding the accents of the others.
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:52 PM

Del eats dreams. Straight from peoples heads, using a special straw made from the hairs of baby moles.
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 05:26 PM

Is not a kunt
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 07:03 PM

I'm sure Sahil meant Knut.
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 01:49 PM

Mister Biddle is a terribly shy violet who never leaves his comfort zone to venture out into exciting new realms of wonder and discovery.




Doug does not eat food. He exists solely on vitamins & supplements.




Varma is a fabrication of Johnny Mnemonic's imagination.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Robert Frost 1923
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 08:45 PM

Rachel once won a gold rosette for simultaneously whistling theme tunes backwards in four seperate languages
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