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#1 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 03:43 PM

Bit of Thursday fun, be nice :0)

As there's no one above me I'll start off:

A rare birth defect means that Gaz can only see in black and white.
Ta Wif pummetted to the foor. Innit.
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#2 User is offline   Captain K 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 03:46 PM

Ah, the way I heard it, it's shades of yellow.

Meanwhile, did anyone know that Wilf has undergone zero-gravity training?
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#3 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 03:49 PM

Keiran has invented cold fusion in his shed, but is keeping quiet about it until he's worked out all the implications.

(BTW, are you coming to NodnoL on Saturday still?)

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Ta Wif pummetted to the foor. Innit.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 04:05 PM

View PostPlatinum Joinee Wilf (GD), on 14 September 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

Keiran has invented cold fusion in his shed, but is keeping quiet about it until he's worked out all the implications.

(BTW, are you coming to NodnoL on Saturday still?)


Wif can spell my name.

(Hoping to work out a way, but in this month of clashes, it's also a friend's 70th birthday party...)
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#5 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 04:42 PM

The reason Kieran is called Captain K, is that he actually gets superhuman strength if he eats two bowls of Special K.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 05:00 PM

Del supports Milwall.
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#7 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 05:10 PM

Spannz is concerned that if they put any more wind turbines up, the UK wil sail away to Norway.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 05:33 PM

Wilf has a stunted left foot.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 05:56 PM

Kieran is allergic to peanut butter.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 06:36 PM

Mhairi loves it when people pronounce her name "M-hairy" and is petitioning the Scottish Government to have this adopted as the official version.
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#11 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 06:54 PM

Y'know when Shaggy said 'It Wasn't Me'? He was telling the truth.
It was Gaz.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 07:18 PM

Del can sing 'I'm Turning Japanese' backwards while standing on his head.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 07:20 PM

Rachel Rose wrote the score to the South Park movie.
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 07:29 PM

Sivar has an I Love Pudding tattoo on his scalp in chartreuse ink.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Robert Frost 1923
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#15 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 09:07 PM

Rachel Rose woke up this morning to discover that the Queen had shinned up the drainpipe, jumped through the window, and was sitting at the end of her bed.
Ta Wif pummetted to the foor. Innit.
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#16 User is offline   Silver Joinee Rachel 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 09:16 PM

Did you know that Wilf has a fear of regular light bulbs, and instead illuminates his house with thousands of LCD fairy lights?
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But not any more!! =)
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 09:18 PM

Platinum Joinee Wilf has the plans for the new Russian stealth plane in his planner from school; he doodled it all those years ago!
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#18 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 09:24 PM

Snowberry bought a bottle of HP Sauce. It took her 18 months to pay it off at 6p per week.

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 09:41 PM

Wilf is actually four feet tall. He wears stilts inside his trousers to appear taller.

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"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
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#20 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:15 AM

Woppy has an irrational fear of Mars bars.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 01:21 AM

SJ Rachel owns a cloak of invisibility that even works on this forum. ;)


Del has blue suede shoes and a black leather costume in the back of his closet from his Elvis impersonation days. Uh-huh.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 08:10 AM

Rachel is actually a rare sentient breed of rose.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 09:11 AM

Worm is so named because he will regenerate if cut in half.
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is to high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

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#24 User is offline   Lethal Biddle 

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 09:14 AM

View PostGJ Hannah B-R, on 15 September 2011 - 09:11 AM, said:

Worm is so named because he will regenerate if cut in half.

Hannah is a robot sent back in time to pretend not to be a robot sent back through time that is denying it. But she will deny that if asked.
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#25 User is offline   Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD) 

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 09:26 AM

Biddle is part Owl. He can hear the slightest sound. He can see great distances. He can turn his head around 360 degrees. But only once.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 09:48 AM

Wilf is actually a midget stood on the shoulders of an average height man.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:06 AM

Worm got his nickname not because of his love of books but because of an appalling parasitic infestation of his digestive tract.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:34 AM

View PostGaz, on 15 September 2011 - 10:06 AM, said:

Worm got his nickname not because of his love of books but because of an appalling parasitic infestation of his digestive tract.

"Gaz" is short for Galvatron & he is, at all available times, voiced by Leonard Nimoy.
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#29 User is offline   Silver Joinee Rachel 

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:36 AM

Gaz secretly longs to be more like Gaz from "Geordie Shore".
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But not any more!! =)
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:46 AM

At this point, I should probably be grateful I've never watched Geordie Shore...
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:54 AM

View PostGaz, on 15 September 2011 - 10:46 AM, said:

At this point, I should probably be grateful I've never watched Geordie Shore...


Neither have I, thank Zeus, but a friend bangs on about it so much that some of the names have unfortunately absorbed into my brain :(
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 11:21 AM

Rachel has a tattoo of Peter Andre's face on her left bum cheek.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 11:41 AM

MIchelle tattooed a picture of Rachel onto Peter Andre's bum cheek.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 11:56 AM

View PostWorm, on 15 September 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

MIchelle tattooed a picture of Rachel onto Peter Andre's bum cheek.

Worm bummed Peter Andre while Michelle turned the other cheek.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 02:32 PM

Elliot's middle name is an anagram of I AM A LIZARD ALIEN SPORTS COMMENTATOR AND COUSIN OF THE QUEEN.

It's quite hard to pronounce.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 03:16 PM

View PostCaptain K, on 15 September 2011 - 02:32 PM, said:

Elliot's middle name is an anagram of I AM A LIZARD ALIEN SPORTS COMMENTATOR AND COUSIN OF THE QUEEN.

It's quite hard to pronounce.

Kieran used to be a teacup. But got bored of it.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 03:37 PM

Biddle likes to blow dry his privates with a hairdryer.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 03:37 PM

View PostGJ Hannah B-R, on 15 September 2011 - 03:37 PM, said:

Biddle likes to blow dry his privates with a hairdryer.

That's true! I'm not ashamed!
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 03:44 PM

Hannah learned the blowdrying naughty bits technique from Biddle.

Biddle used to teach a blowdrying *things* class in the Czech Republic.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 05:37 PM

Rachel's elbows are made of spoons.
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#41 User is offline   SJ Del (The Train Man) 

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 05:41 PM

Mhairi's full name in the Nigerian language of Ibo, translates to a recipe for a delicious vegetable stew.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 05:46 PM

Del's nickname is The Train Man because he is the personal trainer to Fern Britton.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 05:50 PM

Due to a hideous misunderstanding on her wedding day, Rachel did not marry Phil as planned but is in fact married to the Prime Minister of Ghana. And his deputy.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 06:23 PM

Captain K actually modeled professionally for l'oreal... He was the hair double for 'Daveed Ginola'
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 07:08 PM

View PostLethal Biddle, on 15 September 2011 - 03:37 PM, said:

That's true! I'm not ashamed!


Bwaha
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 08:42 PM

View PostGJ Hannah B-R, on 15 September 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:

Bwaha


Hannah is the only person alive who can actually smell what The Rock is cooking.
Jesus, Ceiling Cat, would you just naff off already? This is private!
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 09:59 PM

View PostGold Joinee Spaca-Sweeney(GA), on 15 September 2011 - 06:23 PM, said:

Captain K actually modeled professionally for l'oreal... He was the hair double for 'Daveed Ginola'


As a teenager, Sweeney was a body double for Stephen Segal.

You can see him most clearly leaping from the freezer in Under Siege.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:10 PM

Two of Captain K's posts in this very thread have actually made me cry.











(I think I nearly wet myself with laughter reading 'Wif' and 'And his deputy!)

The above is closer to the truth. Honestly.
The way a crow shook down on me the dust of snow from a hemlock tree,
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:52 PM

There is a tribe in the Amazon that worships Rachel Rose as a goddess. They wear teabags around their necks as a tribute.
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 11:30 PM

View PostMem Marmite, on 15 September 2011 - 08:42 PM, said:

Hannah is the only person alive who can actually smell what The Rock is cooking.


Marmite has bottles of vanilla hanging from her kitchen ceiling to give the room some flavor.




Del has never been intoxicated in all his lifelong born days, by jingy!
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