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#1 SJ American Emily

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:12 pm

(This topic may exist elsewhere on the forum...I just couldn't find it)

I like quotes.  Be they inspirational, funny, sad, political...I just like them.  Anyways, his birthday was yesterday, so in honor of the late, great Dr. Seuss, here is my quote for the day:  

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

What's yours?

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:12 pm

Dr. Seuss is great, my dad used to read the books to me every night. i learnt to read when i was 3 :)

my favourite quote ever isn't infact from a famous person, it's from my friend Scott.
"uh, Will, there's a cheese sandwhich on your shoulder..." (and there was, and i ate it)

there's also lots of hilarious quotes from the Join Me book, like "Gallus wasn't such a young man any more - because he was old"  :lol:

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:12 pm

Two quotes, one from one of the most hated hated men in history and one from one of the most loved men in recent times can you guess which said what?

Quote 1:

"Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken..."
"I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know"






Quote 2:

Mock the week. (if this is the answer what is the question)

..Serious, risky and heroic..

"is it the settings on the worlds most powerful vibrator"























Answer- Quote 1: Adolf Hitler. Quote 2: Frankie Boyle
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:15 pm

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:25 pm

i think this is a good one
on spike milligans grave, written beforehand by the man himself..
'I told you i was ill'

*edit*sorry just have to add one more, it may not be a great man or anything, but u cant go wrong with the simpsons right?

'Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!'

Edited by drain slug, 03 March 2009 - 06:25 pm.


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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:38 pm

View Postdrain slug, on 3 Mar 2009, 06:25 PM, said:

i think this is a good one
on spike milligans grave, written beforehand by the man himself..
'I told you i was ill'

*edit*sorry just have to add one more, it may not be a great man or anything, but u cant go wrong with the simpsons right?

'Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!'

"Me fail English??   That's umpossible!"

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:46 pm

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:56 pm

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:14 pm

This is lovely. I read it in a book I just finished.

"Don ghrian agus don ghealach agus do na realtoga."
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 12:13 am

View PostRachel Rose, on 4 Mar 2009, 12:14 AM, said:

"Don ghrian agus don ghealach agus do na realtoga."

That's what I always say.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 08:37 am

this one's hilarious:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others"

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 09:15 am

Christopher Brookmyre:

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"Political Correctness Gone Mad" - The distress call of the thwarted bigot.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 09:35 am

View PostJoinee Simitebrong, on 4 Mar 2009, 08:37 AM, said:

this one's hilarious:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others"

- Nelson Mandela

That's more of an essay than a quote! :)
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:14 pm

View PostMikeFishcake, on 4 Mar 2009, 09:15 AM, said:

Christopher Brookmyre:


But there is Political Corretness and then theres stupidity in the name of it. When our nation is brought up to be ashamed of its past (ok i know we weren't always the shining beacon of truth and justice 99% of the time with things like the slave trade) but things like not flying flags on St Georges day and not doing nativity plays takes it a bit far I think. Did anybody here about the school that did Romeo and Julian the other day? http://www.telegraph...ess-debate.html
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:26 pm

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:29 pm

"Painful as it may be, a significant emotional event can be the catalyst for choosing a direction that serves us, and those around us, more effectively.  Look for the learning."  -Louisa May Alcott

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:39 pm

"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, Today is a Gift, Thats why it's called the Present" - from Kung Fu Panda...it might be from elsewhere, too!
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 02:10 pm

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 08:46 pm

View PostSailor Joinee Crawshaw, on 4 Mar 2009, 01:14 PM, said:

But there is Political Corretness and then theres stupidity in the name of it. When our nation is brought up to be ashamed of its past (ok i know we weren't always the shining beacon of truth and justice 99% of the time with things like the slave trade) but things like not flying flags on St Georges day and not doing nativity plays takes it a bit far I think. Did anybody here about the school that did Romeo and Julian the other day? http://www.telegraph...ess-debate.html

I've had similar discussions before, so I'll just copy & paste what I've written elsewhere:

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It's a downward spiral. The papers report something as being "too PC" so people start to panic about it and think they need to ban ginger nuts because it offends red-haired people. And then, because of people doing that, the papers get wind of it and start blaming "PC culture" when most of the time it's them that have been perpetuating the hysteria in the first place.

It's like the old "Winterval" story where papers regularly report that councils won't allow anyone to call Christmas by it's proper name and insist that they call it "Winterval" instead, whereas in reality it was just a random marketing word used to describe a load of different festivals going on at the same time. A few years ago, the Manchester Evening News were ranting on about the council banning christmas. All this whilst the Town Hall in Albert Square had a banner up that said something like "Manchester City Council wishes you a Happy Christmas".

It's as if any time someone feels that there's a tiny possibility that GOOD OLD BRITISH TRADITIONS are being challenged, the tired and almost offensively over-used "PC GONE MAD" and "YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO THE MUSLIMS" phrases are yanked out then people lose all ability to think straight, and assume that it must be true.

It's like that "Allow the Red Arrows to Fly at the 2012 Olympics" online petition where some nutcase claimed that the Government weren't allowing them to fly at the olympics because they were too British.

That was complete nonsense. Even though the Government put a statement on the TOP of the actual petition page 10 days after it opened saying that there was absolutely no truth in the claim, and hey, it might be a good idea actually, over 500,000 people still signed it up to a year later when the petition closed. Even though there was a statement there, as clear as day, saying it wasn't true. That's half a million people who are too stupid to think "hang on, is this really true?", and start indignantly hammering their keyboards.

Yes, there are quite often events that happen where people make stupid decisions and errors of judgement whilst thinking they need to protect people or not offend them, but that's just people being stupid, or people using it as an excuse, so they can blame "PC" on not allowing Christmas decorations where the reason is just because they're miserable skinflint scrooges.

There's not some evil, special "PC Brigade" dedicated to killing people's fun.

The tabloid media are the WORST offenders in this. If you want to blame anyone for "political correctness", blame them for creating the hysterical culture that has a counter effect of leading people into believing that they'll get into trouble if they aren't "Politically Correct". Also blame the people that can't think for themselves and spread all the nonsense.

Yes - it happens, but nowhere near as much as people would lead you to believe.

Sometimes I think that "Political Correctness" was invented by extreme right wingers to try to discredit liberal viewpoints.

*seethe*

And that's my final word on the subject in this thread.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 09:27 pm

View PostJoinee Simitebrong, on 4 Mar 2009, 08:37 AM, said:

this one's hilarious:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.  Now, let's JETSKI!"

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:59 pm

I like the one on my signature. as well as.."not all who wander are lost" and more latter when I am at home.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:06 am

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter?  Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home winemaking course and forgot how to drive?"  -Homer Simpson

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:18 am

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:23 pm

Listening to "Symphonie Fantastique" this morning has inspired me to share my favorite Berlioz quotes with you:

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

"At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings."

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 03:30 pm

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." - Thomas Jefferson
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 03:50 pm

One that I love personally:

"On any other day, this would seem weird" - Con Air
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:32 pm

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:02 pm

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:55 pm

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 12:44 am

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 09:49 pm

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 06:47 pm

la la la, la la la la la, la la la, la la la la la

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 07:49 pm

"Cold are the hands of time that creep along relentlessly, destroying slowly but without pity that which yesterday was young. Alone our memories resist this disintegration and grow more lovely with the passing years. Heh! That's hard to say with false teeth!" - The Palm Beach Story
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 02:44 pm

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 05:11 pm

"Rah rah, ah-ah-aah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
Ga Ga, ooh-la-la" - Lady Gaga

No, not really.

This is a sentence from my Media Studies essay on the representation of Vampires, inspired by Richard Dawkins's "God of the old testament":

"For any appreciator of classic horror and vampire traditions, the Twilight series is a disgraceful, soporific, vague, malformed, moping, monotonous, haemorrhage-inducing, capriciously stultifying misrepresentation of the image."

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 11:16 pm

"If they handed out pencils at the blood drive, I'd consider giving blood.  Because I need a pencil.  However, they hand out t-shirts.  And I already have too many of those as it is."-one of my coworkers about why she wouldn't donate blood.  And she was totally serious.

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 11:19 pm

I've only just found this thread and don't know how to quote a quote that has already been quoted, but:

"There's not some evil, special "PC Brigade" dedicated to killing people's fun.

The tabloid media are the WORST offenders in this. If you want to blame anyone for "political correctness", blame them for creating the hysterical culture that has a counter effect of leading people into believing that they'll get into trouble if they aren't "Politically Correct". Also blame the people that can't think for themselves and spread all the nonsense.

Yes - it happens, but nowhere near as much as people would lead you to believe.

Sometimes I think that "Political Correctness" was invented by extreme right wingers to try to discredit liberal viewpoints."
Aaaah, thats good! Taken from MikeFishcake, up there somewhere^^^

Furthermore...

View PostSJ Buzz Drought, on 04 March 2010 - 02:44 pm, said:

"Would you dance around and be the face of impotence for money?"
-Shelley Thompson, last week.

...yes.

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 01:38 pm

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Hayley - "Whose Amanda Harpoon?"

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 09:34 pm

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 10:08 pm

^_^

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Posted 29 August 2010 - 12:08 am

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Posted 29 August 2010 - 07:59 pm

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 12:47 am

Both from Walt Kelly (creator of Pogo)

"We have met the enemy and he is us".
and
"Now is the time for all good men to come to".
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 06:40 pm

"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:02 pm

work colleague came out with this today!

customer- "Don't you have to have brains to work there?"
colleague- "No actually. we find it helps us to deal with people such as yourself who just want to shout and abuse us"
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:51 am

"Consistency is Equivalent of effectiveness and success" that is my quote for today ,This quotes come's from marketing tool that we are using in Finland cause we all know that now a days online marketing is the best way of promoting business and other promotion material like bill boards and mainosteline advertising stand is not that quite effective as before that why consistency exist in my own quotes.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 02:22 pm

"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity."

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Posted 17 November 2015 - 05:46 pm

"It struck him full force, the unavoidable knowledge that he was riding through life on a fourth-class ticket."
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