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#1 SJ cDave

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 03:08 PM

14:20
Rach & Em: Oh my God! We left the Green Room without …
Rach: … paying!
Em: Complaining about the chipped saucers!

14:30
Rach: Craig! You call yourself a man?
Alex: You’re just a vegetatrian!

14:45

Shell: You like?
Rach: {actual literal drool from the right hand side of mouth}

14:55
Em: We’ve got to get them out!

15:50
Rach: Em, you should come from Tonbridge Wells, so you can be disgruntled from Tonbridge Wells.

16:38
Darren: It’s a docking virgin.

16:45
Em: I'm CDO. It's like OCD but in alphabetical order.

17:00
Rach: If Hebba had been here we could have had a Mars bar.

18:00
Rach: Hi ho silver away! {Long John Silver impression}

18:55
Rach: I pulled a short and curly one out of my mouth and said “What the #!$& was that doing in my mouth?”

19:15
Alex: I’ll do it with you. Have you done it before?

19:46
Rach: {Very, very, loudly} I’m not going to touch you!

20:00
Darren: I’m rather good at it, but I don’t like to boast.

20:01
cDave {to Em}: Are you allergic nerds or something? You seem to have come out in a rash on your arm.

20:04
Em: The boobs had context!

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 06:46 PM

I appear to have some of the same but quoted slightly differently so I'll add anyway...

Ems: Call yourself a man?
Craig: No.
Alex: He's such a vegetarian.

Ems: You know what we didn't remember to do when we left the Green Room?
Rach: Oh my god!
Ems: I know. We forgot to complain about the chipped saucers.
Rach: No! We forgot to pay!

Alex: I'm going to get more meat.
Sheli (to Rach): You like him!
Rach: *drools and reaches for napkin*
Group: *laugh*
Rach: It was the bean pod!

Dave: Judas Iscariot. He was a bit of a poo.

Dave: Are you ready for...hemorrhoid?

Dave: I never get vertical.

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 07:12 PM

hee hee hee ah that was fun.
Thank you everyone

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:46 AM

Crazy Dave, on 8 Feb 2009, 03:08 PM, said:

17:00
Rach: If Hebba had been here we could have had a Mars bar.

huh?

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:58 AM

Silver Rock Chick Hebba, on 9 Feb 2009, 01:46 AM, said:

huh?

It's not as bad as it appears!
We were talking about deep-fried stuff. It was an allusion to the Scottish. Not all of them obviously, and I'm assuming you don't like deep fried mars bars anyway, but obviously you were the first scottish person that came to mind!

I wonder: Have I dug myself out, or dug myself deeper ?!

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