[Shiney Joinee Jackson]

What were the best ones? I heard some pretty good ones, but cant quite remember them lol.

This post has been edited by Procrastinating Joinee: 07 December 2008 - 12:05 AM

[GJ Dandy David]

There were loads.
Erm...

John: I've discovered a lot of people don't know what cheer means.

WEG: (General shock at hugging ex-pupil without realising)

Steve to Woppy and I: Don't move. I'll come and find you. (Quote of the day - we were lost)

[Siobhán]

Laura to Tim "You're Timmy, like the dog in the Famous Five"

Rich: So I can stamp boobs and ... boobs
Emily: Yes you can stamp boobs and bottoms
Rich: You can leave the bottoms. I just want boobs

Oh and I called Sean the most lovable bastard I know and Rory then said "#!$& you. Sweetie" trying to be a lovable bastard too.

I can't remember anymore that would work in this thread but some people said some truly lovely things to me. I was just so heart glad and happy that it seems like a blur

[PJ Stevie G]

Pretty much everyone to Anna: "You are Joinee Boobs!"

[PJ Wopunga (GA)]

Mum White: "I don't know how to make it vibrate!" (talking about her phone)

Harpo to me: "Stalker! I've not seen you in about two years"
Me: "That's cos I got good"

[Shiney Joinee Jackson]

GJ Wopunga (GA), on 7 Dec 2008, 12:54 PM, said:

Mum White: "I don't know how to make it vibrate!" (talking about her phone)

Harpo to me: "Stalker! I've not seen you in about two years"
Me: "That's cos I got good"

Great ones lol.

*Danny talking about how his books make people laugh and relate to them*
Me: So, what is the title of your new book?
Danny: "Iv Lost my Robot"
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Danny: Exactly

It seemed more funny at the time...and being a little tipsy I may have missed out the actual reason it was funny...some assistance please! lol

[Baron Curfew (GJ)]

Woppy to myself: 'You're 39? I thought you were about 45'

I used to like that girl

[PJ Wopunga (GA)]

I knew you'd bring that up!

[SJ cDave]

"Fail!"

As Claire taught Little Elliott to shout at me. Repeatedly.

[Thorners (a.k.a. Claire)]

Crazy Dave, on 7 Dec 2008, 08:05 PM, said:

"Fail!"

As Claire taught Little Elliott to shout at me. Repeatedly.

I'm so sorry. I owe you a pint.

Also, I only taught him once...but he's a quick wee chap!

I remember laughing a tonne....but none of the quotes.

[PJ Stevie G]

Not at the actual meet, but on the weekend:

Claire: "Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!"

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

"And the moral of the story is: cactuses need their hair" - Brett, one of the Aussies.

I think more stories need that moral.

[Joinee Hone]

Danny's anecdote about not wanting to be caught drink driving on a small island in New Zealand.

Guy in NZ bar: "There's only one copper on this island. And I'm wasted!"

[Hernaic Tom]

"Was he Aussie?" Lou asked me after I hugged some guy.
"I...don't know," I replied, because, strangely enough, I thought she meant "Was his name Ozzy?"
"That should be the first thing you notice!!"

[Siobhán]

I just remembered Amanda telling me the origins of Matthew being called David

"I thought if I remembered he looked like David Tennant I would remember he was called Matthew but instead I called him David"

I am also really touched by the rest of what Amanda said to me. It was really special.

[Au Joinee Rory]

Siobhán, on 8 Dec 2008, 01:15 PM, said:

I am also really touched by the rest of what Amanda said to me. It was really special.

A lot of what Amanda says is quite special.

[Siobhán]

Joinee Rory, on 8 Dec 2008, 03:38 PM, said:

A lot of what Amanda says is quite special.

Sean is still the most lovable bastard I know

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

I might just copyright that phrase and use it on my headed notepaper.

MoT

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Jetset Joinee Jones, on 8 Dec 2008, 11:22 AM, said:

"Was he Aussie?" Lou asked me after I hugged some guy.
"I...don't know," I replied, because, strangely enough, I thought she meant "Was his name Ozzy?"
"That should be the first thing you notice!!"

Followed by "Well I don't think you should really be hugging Collingwood fans......" (He was wearing a Magpies scarf. If you follow AFL and don't like Collingwood, it's a damn good quote. It made me chuckle anyway. Tom just looked confused still, coz he still thought I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne....)

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Silver Poohbah, on 8 Dec 2008, 10:12 PM, said:

Followed by "Well I don't think you should really be hugging Collingwood fans......" (He was wearing a Magpies scarf. If you follow AFL and don't like Collingwood, it's a damn good quote. It made me chuckle anyway. Tom just looked confused still, coz he still thought I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne....)

Ewww. No, you shouldn't hug Collingwood fans. You'll get the lurgy

[Shiney Joinee Jackson]

When Captain K once again reminded me (several times) that I have some fit friends on my facebook lol.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

See, Tom!! I told you!


I just remembered:

Dazza: THE TOILETS HAVE SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... I mean, not toilet seats. But there are seats... In the toilet.... umm....

about 30 minutes later, NickLip comes bounding over to me all excitedly....

Lipinski: THE TOILETS HAVE SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys are funny.

[Shiney Joinee Jackson]

Silver Poohbah, on 8 Dec 2008, 10:31 PM, said:

See, Tom!! I told you!


I just remembered:

Dazza: THE TOILETS HAVE SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... I mean, not toilet seats. But there are seats... In the toilet.... umm....

about 30 minutes later, NickLip comes bounding over to me all excitedly....

Lipinski: THE TOILETS HAVE SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys are funny.

Its true. I was just as surprised. In fact, I sat down on one just to relish it and say I sat on a seat in a toilet that wasnt the toilet.

[Timothy Goose]

Silver Poohbah, on 8 Dec 2008, 10:31 PM, said:

THE TOILETS HAVE SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... I mean, not toilet seats. But there are seats... In the toilet.... umm....

Sean and I breached all urinal etiquette and were discussing that in the loo - we were confused because we're not girls. We wouldn't sit down and have a chat or wait for someone as they... finished up....

We decided they must be sex seats

Only reason to have seats in the loo - its hardly a spectator's sport....

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

"Everyone from Birming-ham speaks like this: (posh voice) Hellooo... I am from Birming-haaaaaaaaam" Aussies make me giggle.

[GJ Dandy David]

Anna: Steve's going to watch all three High School Musical movies with me.
Me: You have to tell me every cringe
Anna: Oh, I WILL!!!

[Worm]

Captain James Amazing, on 9 Dec 2008, 12:05 AM, said:

Sean and I breached all urinal etiquette and were discussing that in the loo - we were confused because we're not girls. We wouldn't sit down and have a chat or wait for someone as they... finished up....

We decided they must be sex seats

Only reason to have seats in the loo - its hardly a spectator's sport....

Jason tried to go all Roman...

[Hernaic Tom]

Silver Poohbah, on 8 Dec 2008, 10:31 PM, said:

See, Tom!! I told you!

I'll remember not hug any Collingwood fans in the future then!
Where do they normally hang out?


"It's like standing on the join of a Bendy Bus!!"
Holly was less than impressed by the Earthquake simulator!!

[Keen Joinee (GTJ)]

Joinee Rory, on 8 Dec 2008, 03:38 PM, said:

A lot of what Amanda says is quite special.

Meany!

(and yes, it did take me four days to come up with such a scathing retort )

[Joinee Kate (SJJM)]

Danny (to xxxxxx ) "Last year you called me a tosser and this year you're threatening to kick my head in?"

(NB It was a funny, even though it might not read like it :))

This post has been edited by Joinee Kate (SJJM): 12 December 2008 - 08:20 AM

[Joinee Smith]

Worm, on 9 Dec 2008, 10:51 AM, said:

Jason tried to go all Roman...

I'd have brought my toga and some grapes if I'd known...



Jason

[Siobhán]

Joinee Kate (SJJM), on 12 Dec 2008, 08:20 AM, said:

Danny (to xxxxxx ) "Last year you called me a tosser and this year you're threatening to kick my head in?"

(NB It was a funny, even though it might not read like it :))

I thought it was "and now you are threatening to glass me?"

either way it is quite funny as the person in question is one fo the loveliest people I know (and I know an awful lot of lovely people)

[Captain K]

Joinee Kate (SJJM), on 12 Dec 2008, 08:20 AM, said:

Danny (to xxxxxx ) "Last year you called me a tosser and this year you're threatening to kick my head in?"

(NB It was a funny, even though it might not read like it :))

Oh I wish SO much that I'd heard this

Plastic cups only for her from now on...

[PSi Brake]

Kate AG told me a great little story about her Christmas party at her new work, an outing to an ice-skating rink, where someone had told everyone she was a brilliant ice-skater (she's not). And when she saw some guy she knew and went to say hello, her new work-mates assumed she'd pulled.

Not immediately quotable though... :-/

The only actual quote I can remember was Holly's: "There but for the love of Neville go I... *paused, bemused expression* I don't even know anyone called Neville..."

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

This wasn't on the day itself, but on the Sunday, but there were 2 joinees present and it's my type of quote so I'm putting it here anyway:

(context: we were looking at flags in camden)
Not-the-boy: I have a great flag. My flag made Michael Schumacher crash and break his leg!

Best. Flag. EVER.



/evil

This post has been edited by Silver Poohbah: 12 December 2008 - 12:28 PM

[Keen Joinee (GTJ)]

Siobhán, on 12 Dec 2008, 12:05 PM, said:

I thought it was "and now you are threatening to glass me?"

either way it is quite funny as the person in question is one fo the loveliest people I know (and I know an awful lot of lovely people)

Yep, It was definitely "and now you're threatening to glass me" I have no idea who the lady in question was though She was carried away by Mr. Sweeney

[Distant Joinee Mandoran]

On the march a stranger said something memorable to me as they came to get a hug - "Come here you great big lump of sugar!"

I was really worried all the way to the end of that sentence.

[Joinee Kate (SJJM)]

ST Keen Joinee, on 12 Dec 2008, 11:21 PM, said:

Yep, It was definitely "and now you're threatening to glass me" I have no idea who the lady in question was though She was carried away by Mr. Sweeney

Hehe yes it was Sorry! Old-lady-memory:):)

This post has been edited by Joinee Kate (SJJM): 16 December 2008 - 08:35 AM

[Hernaic Tom]

Distant Joinee Mandoran, on 14 Dec 2008, 09:35 PM, said:

On the march a stranger said something memorable to me as they came to get a hug - "Come here you great big lump of sugar!"

I was really worried all the way to the end of that sentence.

What a thing to be called by a stranger!!

[Distant Joinee Mandoran]

Jetset Joinee Jones, on 16 Dec 2008, 05:02 PM, said:

What a thing to be called by a stranger!!

And the suspense lasted until the final syllable.