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The Inevitable Quotes Thread

#1 Golden Judas

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 10:36 PM

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 06:51 AM

Mum White: "If you can teach maths, you can knit."

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#3 Mr Phil

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:09 AM

Me: Bonjour.

Woman on French market: Bonjour!

Me: Um, nous avons besoin de faire un challenge -

Woman on French market (Cockney): Nah, it's alright, you can speak English mate.

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#4 Joinee Tam

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 02:37 PM

HA! But well done for making the effort! The only French i managed last week was German... x

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 07:16 PM

Phil H, on 13 Jul 2008, 10:09 AM, said:

Me: Bonjour.

Woman on French market: Bonjour!

Me: Um, nous avons besoin de faire un challenge -

Woman on French market (Cockney): Nah, it's alright, you can speak English mate.

Hahaha, Phil, that's brilliant! Made me laugh proper like just now! :lol:

#6 SJ Del (The Train Man)

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 08:08 PM

I might get told off for this one:

HBR - 'I just have an incredibly large clitoris'

Edit - shortly followed by 'I don't have testicles'

This post has been edited by Joinee Del: 14 July 2008 - 05:43 AM

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#7 Timothy Goose

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 10:41 PM

Not so much a direct quote but just Toby talking about how The Vatican city could win Eurovision

He decided on The Pope and Mugabe singing Ebony & Ivory

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#8 Lethal Biddle

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 11:53 PM

Tim: "Shatneeeeeeeeeeeeer..."

Also, not a quote but Toby doing 'the wrong salute' to the national anthem was rather amusing.

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#9 SJ Del (The Train Man)

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 03:09 PM

Did anyone catch Steve's conversation with his 'new friend'? This was during the stone-throwing.

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#10 Kneller2

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 03:13 PM

Joinee Del, on 14 Jul 2008, 04:09 PM, said:

Did anyone catch Steve's conversation with his 'new friend'? This was during the stone-throwing.

I was right next to him but i couldn't hear a word he was mumbling on about....same goes for his new friend!

#11 Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:24 PM

"... I'm terribly sorry but I'm used to an Autocue..."
"WHITE WEDDING!"

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#12 Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD)

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:21 PM

Me, for silencing* Toby in the pub with the following four words:
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"Carrots in pasties - thoughts?"

*for a brief second before the tirade began, anyway...

Ta Wif pummetted to the foor. Innit.

#13 Kneller2

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:06 AM

I'm trying to remember the exact quote from the raok challenge...it was something like:

Emily (to me, in reference to the buxom wench raok): "Stop doing that and start looking at breasts!!"

I didn't complain

This post has been edited by Kneller2: 16 July 2008 - 01:54 PM