The title of Honourary Scouser was sold to Katie Boo for her sister Rhonda, who is apparently soon to be Joinee Rhonda Hegarty. Let's hope so...
The title of Dandy Joinee, which I had expected to be snapped up by one of our resident chaps (I must publish these in Off-Topic next year) was bought by Mr Phil Hatchard for the new Dandy Joinee David.
The title of I Can Haz Jo!nee? was bought by Kieran for the unbelievably happy Big Sal, or as she is now known, I Can Haz Jo!nee Big Sal?
The title of Jetset Joinee was bought, for himself, by Hernaic Tom. He was wondering who to give it to until we pointed out just how wonderfully alliterative Jetset Joinee Jones is. It's a totally Hernaic moniker.
The title of King of the Geeks, and all the rights and priviliges it bestows, was bought by Tigger for
Finally, this year's secret title has been bestowed upon John and Victoria Armitage. For them, Toby purchased the title Your Mum's A Joinee. So, I hope you enjoy it, Your Mum's A Joinee John and Vixie.
So there you have it. The auction once again raised over £200, which, considering just how little any of it means, is absolutely phenomenal. Well, except the Queen of the Geeks title, which has powers and things. I love just how much Joinees embrace abstract things over actual stuff.
Also, without spending a single penny herself on titles, Sheli has now become the biggest single contributor to Loverpool over the last two years, raising well over £200 just by having things bought for her. Congratulations, your Royal Highness. And thankyou all. You guys make this thing worth doing.