[PJ Hannah B-R]

It's got its own forum!!

Anyone even considering not coming to Brighton is wrong. It's going to the best one ever, even topping the one where like me and Jamie got together and that. Oh yeah. EVEN better than that.

AND because there is guaranteed partyage on the beach, it means we won't have to sweat more than we've ever ever sweated before in a club with no air con! Hoorah!

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO blinking excited about this. I should probably book the time off work...

[Lethal Biddle]

I won't be there during the day on Saturday. But will arrive ready-pissed in the early evening & am staying right through until Sunday dinner.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Mr Phil]

GJ Hannah B-R, on 1 Apr 2008, 10:48 AM, said:

It's got its own forum!!

Anyone even considering not coming to Brighton is wrong. It's going to the best one ever, even topping the one where like me and Jamie got together and that. Oh yeah. EVEN better than that.

AND because there is guaranteed partyage on the beach, it means we won't have to sweat more than we've ever ever sweated before in a club with no air con! Hoorah!

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO blinking excited about this. I should probably book the time off work...

Better than three years ago. Better than two years ago. And easily better than last year because it wasn't all that good.

[Joinee Meek]

Ole Gunnar Hatchard, on 1 Apr 2008, 02:27 PM, said:

Better than three years ago. Better than two years ago. And easily better than last year because it wasn't all that good.

I was there last year!!

*sulks with gin in the corner*

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

I'm going, so of course it will be brill!

[Mr Phil]

I got too drunk and spent half of it asleep in Becky's flat. You saw me. Ergo, it wasn't all that good. I didn't have the most amazing time ever, therefore neither did anyone else.

[Joinee Meek]

Oh yeah. I had a chicken burger and wore a creased dress.

[Joinee Meek]

Hahahaha and I was drinking gin with neat dilutey orange juice. It is LUSH!

[Kneller2]

This year is gonna be ace!!!

[Thorners (a.k.a. Claire)]

Quote

Hahahaha and I was drinking gin with neat dilutey orange juice. It is LUSH!

As if I needed another reason for Meekles to be my hero!

[Joinee Mum White]

And here is the very proof that Miss Meek speaks the truth, that it was fun, and she did, indeed drink much gin with neat orange squash!



I think Mr Kennington enjoyed himself more than is rightfully good for him! MumWhite.

This post has been edited by Joinee Mum White: 01 April 2008 - 06:05 PM

[PJ Stevie G]

It shall be summer. There will be alcohol. And rum, probably.
You may see a properly alcohol saturated me for once.

My first pirates. Like those toys; my first linking shapes, my first ready bed, my first caterpillar phone rattle. I'd like to know what the second and third ones of the latterest would look like.

[Thorners (a.k.a. Claire)]

That picture is amazing, Mum White!

Oh, and also, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Siobhán]

Tim in a me and Annie sandwich, in a boat.

I may need to visit Eastbourne another weekend and really do pirates this year. And swim. I like the sea, it feels like home.

[Joinee Mum White]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 1 Apr 2008, 07:09 PM, said:

I And rum, probably.
You may see a properly alcohol saturated me for once.

No probably about it, dear boy! We had a controlled rum tasting last year, only it didn't stay controlled for very long Mum White.

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

i have some Haitian and some Aruba Rum
These will be in attendance!

[Mr Phil]

MSJSiobhán, on 1 Apr 2008, 09:59 PM, said:

Tim in a me and Annie sandwich, in a boat.

It always annoys me when people do this. It's a Tim sandwich, because he is the filling. Sandwiches are named after their fillings. Otherwise, actual sandwiches would almost all be listed as "bread sandwiches", and you'd never know what you were going to get. This could be dangerous for people with allergies. Particularly wheat intolerance.

This post has been edited by Ole Gunnar Hatchard: 02 April 2008 - 12:11 PM

[Joinee WEG]

Fark. I'll be at a wine festival in Bristol. *sulk*

[GJ Peck]

I suspect we'll be there. or at least it's likely I will - we won't know about Andrew's shifts for a while yet.

H.

xx.

[Timothy Goose]

Ole Gunnar Hatchard, on 2 Apr 2008, 11:11 AM, said:

It always annoys me when people do this. It's a Tim sandwich, because he is the filling. Sandwiches are named after their fillings. Otherwise, actual sandwiches would almost all be listed as "bread sandwiches", and you'd never know what you were going to get. This could be dangerous for people with allergies. Particularly wheat intolerance.

Regardless of the name It was a good sandwich

[Siobhán]

Ole Gunnar Hatchard, on 2 Apr 2008, 01:11 PM, said:

It always annoys me when people do this. It's a Tim sandwich, because he is the filling. Sandwiches are named after their fillings. Otherwise, actual sandwiches would almost all be listed as "bread sandwiches", and you'd never know what you were going to get. This could be dangerous for people with allergies. Particularly wheat intolerance.

I'll correct, he is the filling and Annie and I are the gorgeous tasty bread.

[Lethal Biddle]

Captain James Amazing, on 2 Apr 2008, 01:22 PM, said:

Regardless of the name It was a good sandwich

c*** sandwich.

[Kneller2]

GJ Biddle (ga), on 2 Apr 2008, 04:09 PM, said:

c*** sandwich.

crab sandwich....hmmmm

as long as you're not calling Annie and Siobhan crabs....thats mean

[Lethal Biddle]

Keneller2, on 2 Apr 2008, 04:11 PM, said:

crab sandwich....hmmmm

Fine. c**t sandwich.

Wow, it's like Catchphrase!

This post has been edited by GJ Biddle (ga): 02 April 2008 - 03:14 PM

[Kneller2]

GJ Biddle (ga), on 2 Apr 2008, 04:14 PM, said:

Fine. c**t sandwich.

Wow, it's like Catchphrase!

I wonder what the animation would be like?? That'd get Roy a bit under the collar!

[Captain K]

It's also sailing dangerously close to the wind. You're breaking the "no deliberate attempts to get around the swearing filter" rule.

A reminder of the relevant rule (to which, of course, you have all agreed by signing up) :

Swearing is generally not permitted (and swearing at people is utterly unacceptable). The main exceptions for this are modest amounts in jokes posted in the Jokes / Funnies topic and in the Personal News + Issues topic (where not addressed at a specific person). Please consult the extra rules for that section for details. The fact that there's a swear-filter in place does not make it OK to swear generally. It is not permissible, ever, to intentionally subvert or avoid the swear filter in order to get profanity past it. If you self-censor but we can still see what you meant, you're still swearing - i.e. "F**K" is just as offensive as if you'd left the middle letters in place (and you wouldn't be allowed to later claim that you meant "fork", because you'd clearly be lying).

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Captain K, on 2 Apr 2008, 04:27 PM, said:

It's also sailing dangerously close to the wind. You're breaking the "no deliberate attempts to get around the swearing filter" rule.

and you wouldn't be allowed to later claim that you meant "fork", because you'd clearly be lying

apart from those times i DID mean fork! (i use phonetics - from Gloucestershire)

Afterall swearing is subjective - you should see my mother flinch if i say bloody but my farther use **** and ******* regularly.
Is the rule of thumb not such that if they say it on Radio 1 then it's ok??



Cos i remember that one time.......... with Zoe Ball...............

This post has been edited by Silver Joinee 'The Daddy': 02 April 2008 - 03:51 PM

[Lethal Biddle]

Captain K, on 2 Apr 2008, 04:27 PM, said:

It's also sailing dangerously close to the wind. You're breaking the "no deliberate attempts to get around the swearing filter" rule.

A reminder of the relevant rule (to which, of course, you have all agreed by signing up) :

Swearing is generally not permitted (and swearing at people is utterly unacceptable). The main exceptions for this are modest amounts in jokes

Get out clause! Tim is a joke & I represent his modesty.

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 04:37 PM, said:

my farther use **** and ******* regularly.

That explains why your mother is flinchy.

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

MSJSiobhán, on 2 Apr 2008, 02:00 PM, said:

I'll correct, he is the filling and Annie and I are the gorgeous tasty bread.

Well

i DO like bread!

[Lethal Biddle]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 04:57 PM, said:

Well

i DO like bread!

I like a good filling.

(but not that one)

[PJ Stevie G]

MSJSiobhán, on 2 Apr 2008, 02:00 PM, said:

I'll correct, he is the filling and Annie and I are the gorgeous tasty bread.

So if you rolled yourselves into little dough balls you'd taste better?

I now want some bread.

Edit: yes, that's how i eat bread

This post has been edited by Stalker Joinee Stevie G: 02 April 2008 - 04:03 PM

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 2 Apr 2008, 05:01 PM, said:

So if you rolled yourselves into little dough balls you'd taste better?

I now want some bread.

Edit: yes, that's how i eat bread

ooooo
then

for a cheap chapati when you have none

1) Sprinkle white or brown bread with a dash of water
2) remove crusts
3) take a rolling pin - and roll it as flat as you can - starting first in the middle and working out to the corners
4) do this on both sides
5) Hey PRESTO (or Piff Paff Poff if you prefer) - a pseudo-chapati

[Siobhán]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 2 Apr 2008, 05:01 PM, said:

So if you rolled yourselves into little dough balls you'd taste better?

I now want some bread.

Edit: yes, that's how i eat bread

I don't need to be rolled into dough balls to taste better. I am that good.*

When did this thread turn left?


* remember this method of eating bread works best on cheap 'value' or other low grade supermarket sliced bread. I am far better than that. And so is Annie.

[Joinee Meek]

Yeah we're ciabatta.

[PJ Stevie G]

MSJSiobhán, on 2 Apr 2008, 05:13 PM, said:

* remember this method of eating bread works best on cheap 'value' or other low grade supermarket sliced bread. I am far better than that. And so is Annie.

I forgot that. Though it makes all bread taste better in some way.

Annie is right, ciabatta would be good desriptiveness of your bread lives

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 2 Apr 2008, 05:21 PM, said:

desriptiveness

is that even a WORD?!

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 05:33 PM, said:

is that even a WORD?!

It is when it's spelt properly!

[PJ Stevie G]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 05:33 PM, said:

is that even a WORD?!

It is now.
Choose a meaning for it as you will.

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 2 Apr 2008, 06:00 PM, said:

It is now.
Choose a meaning for it as you will.

The ability to reverse ripping wherever it may occur by bending space and time to accommodate only the free radicals associated with said rippage at said time of occurance.

[Kneller2]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 06:08 PM, said:

The ability to reverse ripping wherever it may occur by bending space and time to accommodate only the free radicals associated with said rippage at said time of occurance.

Come to think of it, is that how you spell occurance??

[Au Joinee Rory]

I may need to add another meet to my roster to fill the gap between Loverpool and Chester…

[Mr Phil]

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You don't see them doing that for other words. Take a seemingly harmless word like "finger". Yet when used in a sentence such as: "I want to finger your mum," it becomes offensive. Yet you don't see the tabloid newspapers spelling it f**ger.

I Mr Minchin.

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

GJ Biddle (ga), on 2 Apr 2008, 04:50 PM, said:

Get out clause! Tim is a joke & I represent his modesty.



That explains why your mother is flinchy.

Flinchy???

or

Grinchy?

and in fairness - she is a bit of a ***************

(ha)

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

This meet is basically alcohol, food and dressing up like a pirate, yes?

[Joinee Mum White]

The beach! Don't forget playing on the beach! Err, and - lots of rum and dressing up as pirates, yes! Mum White.

[Timothy Goose]

Joinee Del, on 4 Apr 2008, 05:04 PM, said:

This meet is basically alcohol, food and dressing up like a pirate, yes?

You say this in a way that seems like its not enough....

~And yet you've missed Waltzers. The Sea. Some half arsed drunken attempt at a RAoK challenge that lasts 30 seconds. Fancyy Dress Competitions. DOUGERY LE SAUVE (who owns him at the moment?)

so much

[Mr Phil]

Elliot owns him.

Elliot's got him owned.

[Captain K]

Joinee Del, on 4 Apr 2008, 07:04 PM, said:

This meet is basically alcohol, food and dressing up like a pirate, yes?

In my humble opinion, no. Last year's was seriously spoilt for a lot of people, me included, by the sheer quantity of alcohol. There was a fight and another near-fight, for heaven's sake. The only proper Join Me "event" which seemed to happen was the prize-giving for the costumes.

The first two Pirates meets had sandcastle-building competitions, crazy golf, silly little train rides, and - SHOCK, HORROR - random acts of kindness. Which were pirate-themed, such as the "treasure hunt" which was a RAoK because it involved cleaning rubbish off the beach!

Plans are afoot to make this year's good again.

/ End of old fogey mode.

[Lethal Biddle]

I've got Dougery, I just unpacked him this morning in fact!

Three cheers for crazy golf & train rides! I missed them last year... although I'll probably miss them again this year. Crazy golf Sunday afternoon anyone?

[joinee captain becky]

Captain K, on 5 Apr 2008, 01:32 AM, said:

In my humble opinion, no. Last year's was seriously spoilt for a lot of people, me included, by the sheer quantity of alcohol. There was a fight and another near-fight, for heaven's sake. The only proper Join Me "event" which seemed to happen was the prize-giving for the costumes.

The first two Pirates meets had sandcastle-building competitions, crazy golf, silly little train rides, and - SHOCK, HORROR - random acts of kindness. Which were pirate-themed, such as the "treasure hunt" which was a RAoK because it involved cleaning rubbish off the beach!

Plans are afoot to make this year's good again.

/ End of old fogey mode.

Kieran my darling, you're a genius.

Pirate themed fighting! For charidee! Come now, who WOULDNT pay to see Timmy get his arsed kicked by yours truly and a cannon. Anyone fancies sponsoring me to fence Kennington into Davy Jones' locker, all proceeds to any charity which looks after Madagascan rainforests and assorted kritters (except lemurs, obviously. Creepy little, well, monkeys).