[GJ Malise]

Joinee Pine: Men achieve something every day, they pee standing up.
I want children that have no soul.

Joinee Manning: I'm tiny!

Joinee Atkinson: God is a northerner!

Joinee Rothwell: (outside £ shop) They sell porn! It's a pound!

Joinee Vic: I was watching midget porn the other day...

Honorary Lesbian Rich: You know how midgets suck you in...
Sivar: I've never been sucked in by a midget

Scotty: Steve Phillips wears a big furry dressing gown...or is that just Steve?

Rory: I haven't failed to buy anything, I've just failed to buy anything from your cleavage.

[Robin]

Robin : I brought you a coffee but I drunketh it

[Pud]

Cody: Duck!

(repeat continuously for 2 days)

[Joinee Mum White]

Heulwen, lurching through Cookie Club with the biggest grin on her face: Look! I pulled a really pretty boy!

Mrs J: Warm tat sells much better!

Mum White xx

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Steve Gray: 'I'm better than Phil Cooke!'

This post has been edited by Joinee Del: 23 March 2008 - 12:17 PM

[Gold Joinee Lincoln]

Chris: "Tor gave birth to a puffin."

Tor: "Chris loves carp cock."

[SJ heulwen]

jen lincoln: she's actually wearing a romper suit see?
Sivar:what? I thought you just said she was wearing the wrong pussy



Me: careful, coz ears have walls!

[Thomas]

Jamin' whilst discussing with several Northerners a possible team motto: Don't black up.

[Platinum Joinee West]

"sorry, I'm not being rude, I just can't look at you without giggling after a particularly vivid sex dream"

"oh that's going on the quotes thread, I'm going to remember that! no, no I really won't..."

[Platinum Joinee West]

"I like the ladies dancing in the cages. VERY much so"

[Robin]

Sarah : "Wow this is like the most geeky conversation ever so im going over here"

[PJ Stevie G]

Siobhan: "Hack him down, he's only Warren!"

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Another Team North motto, designed to offend as many people as possible, and which definitely worked on Tor: 'Team South: It's Like Having AIDS.'

Obviously it'd be in Latin.

MoT

[Pud]

Me: Mark, I've not said hello to you yet have I

Mark: I don't go near children

Me : I'm 37?

[Siobhán]

Steve "She started it"
Anna (Shortt) "Well I'm finishing it"

Siobhan "I had the pleasure of Phil Hatchard bent double this morning"

Steve "She was stroking me all night"

Scotty (to Jo after she woke up on the train) "Well that' not a face you want to wake up to every morning. I mean mine"

Scotty "Are you asking me to come"
Jo "I don't need to ask"

Team North chant "Team North score on the pitch, Team north score off the pitch, team south can't score at all, 'cause they are very small"

I'll remember more later. Right now I am half asleep. I was also called Steve's mum. A lot. But this not too. I am more like a guardian than a parent.

edit to add more, clarify and so on..

This post has been edited by MSJSiobhán: 23 March 2008 - 07:33 PM

[Joinee Bonathan]

"It's like the last chicken in the shop"


Stooz to Bee


It was about testicles

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Soemthing very rude from Claire which I don't think can be mentioned on this forum...

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Whilst discussing whether we could convince Mr. Sweeney to play for Team South:

Anna: Andy can't play for s***
Donna: If he doesn't play. he'll be branded a...a...curmudgeon!

[GJ Claire]

Which Claire, Del?!

Oh so many quotes, all forgotten due to wine. Probably a good thing

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

Me to Sarah (Donna's sister) a she went to steal my pint:

"Don't take the p***!"

Hatchard: "Is that p***?"

[Thorners (a.k.a. Claire)]

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I'll remember more later. Right now I am half asleep. I was also called Steve's mum. A lot. But this not too. I am more like a guardian than a parent.

He's my nephew!

[Au Joinee Rory]

Vic: "Rory, when are you going to take me to the science museum again?"
Me: "Is 'take me to the science museum' a euphemism?"

Boo, to an affectionate man in the Cookie Club: "You're a top person and I think you should join our cult."

Me, to Emily: "I'm sorry I snubbed your breasts earlier. I promise I'll make it up to them."
Em: "You better."

Claire: "I promised Toby I'd make up for his absence by saying 'that's what she said' as much as possible. Don't worry little brother; I'm on it."
Katie: "That's what she said."

Katie: "…(anything)…"
Robin: "Da dada da DA da-da!" (The tune of the chorus of "99 Red Baloons")

This post has been edited by Joinee Rory: 24 March 2008 - 01:50 AM

[Gold Joinee Cooke]

Joinee Del, on 23 Mar 2008, 01:17 PM, said:

Steve Gray: 'I'm better than Phil Cooke!'

WHAT?!?!

Some explaining for such contemptuous lies might be neccessary here!!!

GJC
CTID

4. Spaca, on 23 Mar 2008, 06:17 PM, said:

Another Team North motto, designed to offend as many people as possible, and which definitely worked on Tor: 'Team South: It's Like Having AIDS.'

Obviously it'd be in Latin.

MoT

A lot of the time these quote threads don't really work if you weren't there but THAT is fkin hilarious.

Good work lads.

GJC
CTID

[PJ Stevie G]

Gold Joinee Cooke, on 24 Mar 2008, 02:42 AM, said:

WHAT?!?!

Some explaining for such contemptuous lies might be neccessary here!!!

GJC
CTID

Haha, fighting talk from me that, they were just being smug that you werent there so I wanted to instill fear into them

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

GJ Claire, on 23 Mar 2008, 10:44 PM, said:

Which Claire, Del?!

Oh so many quotes, all forgotten due to wine. Probably a good thing

You know which Claire...

I'll give you a clue...breakfast on Saturday. Involving your hair

[Kneller2]

MSJSiobhán, on 23 Mar 2008, 07:22 PM, said:

Scotty (to Jo after she woke up on the train) "Well that' not a face you want to wake up to every morning. I mean mine"

...officially an excellent quote!!

[Thomas]

Joinee Rory, on 24 Mar 2008, 01:11 AM, said:

Me, to Emily: "I'm sorry I snubbed your breasts earlier. I promise I'll make it up to them."
Em: "You better."

*fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Gold Joinee Cooke, on 24 Mar 2008, 02:42 AM, said:

WHAT?!?!A lot of the time these quote threads don't really work if you weren't there but THAT is fkin hilarious.

Good work lads.

GJC
CTID

It was originally "Being southern is like having aids", which brilliantly translates into Latin as "res inferus est amo having aids". It's a tough call for the Team motto between that and "Nunquam atra sursum".

[G J Katie]

Worm to Warren: Shorter than your girlfriend, shorter than your girlfriend... la la la la!
Warren: PRETTIER than my girlfriend, prettier than my girlfriend!
Barman: *Walks in and then straight back out shutting the door on a singing, dancing Warren*

A weekend of SO many quotes and much fun conversation.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Ok this will be a bit of a wierd one...

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: (Sees my staff pass) Oh! is there a roundhouse in Sheffeild or do you work in the one in london

Me: I work in the london one... (blah blah conversation)

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: So, what brings you to sheffeild

Me: Nothing. I'm in Nottigham

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: Crap (walks briskly off)

[Pud]

Chairman:'Jamin, on 24 Mar 2008, 08:53 PM, said:

Ok this will be a bit of a wierd one...

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: (Sees my staff pass) Oh! is there a roundhouse in Sheffeild or do you work in the one in london

Me: I work in the london one... (blah blah conversation)

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: So, what brings you to sheffeild

Me: Nothing. I'm in Nottigham

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: Crap (walks briskly off)

That just made me laugh so much I was worried I'd wake Cody.

[Joinee Mum White]

Chairman:'Jamin, on 24 Mar 2008, 08:53 PM, said:

Ok this will be a bit of a wierd one...

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: (Sees my staff pass) Oh! is there a roundhouse in Sheffeild or do you work in the one in london

Me: I work in the london one... (blah blah conversation)

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: So, what brings you to sheffeild

Me: Nothing. I'm in Nottigham

Random Man in Pub on Sunday Morning: Crap (walks briskly off)

Well, he must've had one hell of a Saturday night! Mum White.

[GJ Claire]

Joinee Del, on 24 Mar 2008, 08:42 AM, said:

You know which Claire...

I'll give you a clue...breakfast on Saturday. Involving your hair

HAHAHA I'd forgotten that had happened! I was obviously still drunk and the curler was DEFINITELY still drunk.

[Tea + Cake Joinee Manning]

DWH: Steve!
Me: Where?
DWH: Wait...you're not Steve!

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Scott, watching a wheel chair move slowly past the stationary train - 'Are we moving already?'

Zena - I bought Elliot a coconut! *at my blank look* Oh, he'll understand...

Team North Cheer Chants - 'Warren wishes he was taller, warren wishes he was taller!'
'Wilf should play for team north!'
'Go North! Where the men are fit! Go North! Cos the south are sh*t! Go NOrth! Where they mine for coal! Go North! Come oon score a goal!'

Stooz to me - 'Play for team south go on go on go on go on go on...'
Mrs J (turning round) - 'You can't have her. Now go away!'

Sweeney - Rich washed in t-bags

Me to Rich - 'Who are you, the man from Del Monte?'

Heulwen, loking at the hail and gale force winds of the football - 'We are all f*cking insane...'

Claire - 'We didn't think it could be joinees cos it looked too well organised.'

[Gold Joinee Lincoln]

Warren: "Ok.... So I'm from north Hampshire."

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

ROry: (refusing to ref) I'm just here in the spirit of fun and good sportsmanship!

[Worm]

Thomas : *phones a number*
Thomas : "blah blah blah blah ... Emily is rubbish .. blah blah blah blah.....can't dial....blah blah blah....is this Michelle by the way?"

possibly you had to be there.

[Siobhán]

Emily (after Scott had not arrived yet): He's probably watching Sharpe. There is a marathon on this morning

Warren (on being told about said Sharpe marathon): It's okay I have them all on DVD

[Worm]

Plub (anytime Team South got the ball) : "KILL HIM!!"

[GJ Michelle P]

Worm, on 25 Mar 2008, 07:16 AM, said:

Thomas : *phones a number*
Thomas : "blah blah blah blah ... Emily is rubbish .. blah blah blah blah.....can't dial....blah blah blah....is this Michelle by the way?"

possibly you had to be there.

I was there and it made me smile a lot.

[Thorners (a.k.a. Claire)]

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ROry: (refusing to ref) I'm just here in the spirit of fun and good sportsmanship!

Go teamwork!!

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Rich to Laura: Yeah, Chairman's been delayed by that southern mrs of his
Laura: You know she's northern
Rich: IS SHE??? by golly
Laura: You know how Thomas is from Stoke
Rich:yeah? obviously!


(time passes)


Rich: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! AH!


Me: It's like getting punched in the face by <insert anything here that was overly offensive/loud/sweet/savoury>
e.g. - in the Hot Stuff Buffet
Me: It's like getting punched in the face by Pick 'n' Mix


Donna: Shut your face
Rich: You are a face


Andy (to me): All i can smell downwind of you is Whisky


Me: I'd call em in love, they're beat (lights cigar)
Donna: <sprays me with champagne for openly mocking the speed that the last 2 goals went in>


Rem: This cigar tastes like shite!
me: I know - it's been in my bum for YOUR pleasure


Me (into girls toilet): "Helloooo-oooo, Donna??? DONNA!!!!! ARE YOU IN THERE"
Random male voice returns: I doubt it pal - you're shouting into the blokes toilets

This post has been edited by Silver Joinee 'The Daddy': 25 March 2008 - 03:14 PM

[Thomas]

Worm, on 25 Mar 2008, 12:16 PM, said:

Thomas : *phones a number*
Thomas : "blah blah blah blah ... Emily is rubbish .. blah blah blah blah.....can't dial....blah blah blah....is this Michelle by the way?"

possibly you had to be there.

I was trying to do a prank call, but had completely forgotten all of the prank call synopses I used to use in my younger days. The only one I could remember was Christmas sand, but it's far too early in the year for Christmas sand telesales.

[GJ Michelle P]

The phone number beginning with 44 gave away the location. Made me chuckle anyway.

[Au Joinee Rory]

That phonecall was a pure slice of hilarity. No prank call done right could have competed with it.

Also: Go sportsmanship and good will!

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Me (after having spent a mere hour or two in the company of Scotty): It's nae good if you do that.... oh my god I'm talking like you already!!

Me (talking to Stooz about his kickboxing skill): I'm guessing you're rubbish at it.
Jo (walks by and drops into the conversation): Oooo, are you talking about football??

Me and Tom talking about how the F1 theme is a real (if awful) song.
Me: At least it makes sense now as to why a shop in NYC was playing the F1 theme then. Although, even weirder, another shop in NY was playing the Top Gear theme!!!
Tom: That's a real song too.
Me: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!! ................................... (finally admits to self that perhaps it is). *sigh* In future when things make no sense, I'm just going to run them by you first, ok?

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

JoineeMassara GPB, on 25 Mar 2008, 11:47 PM, said:

Me (after having spent a mere hour or two in the company of Scotty): It's nae good if you do that.... oh my god I'm talking like you already!!

Me (talking to Stooz about his kickboxing skill): I'm guessing you're rubbish at it.
Jo (walks by and drops into the conversation): Oooo, are you talking about football??

Me and Tom talking about how the F1 theme is a real (if awful) song.
Me: At least it makes sense now as to why a shop in NYC was playing the F1 theme then. Although, even weirder, another shop in NY was playing the Top Gear theme!!!
Tom: That's a real song too.
Me: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!! ................................... (finally admits to self that perhaps it is). *sigh* In future when things make no sense, I'm just going to run them by you first, ok?

Bahahahaha! I'd foorgotten about that! And Stooz's little pouty face!

[Golden Judas]

JoineeMassara GPB, on 25 Mar 2008, 09:47 PM, said:

Me (after having spent a mere hour or two in the company of Scotty): It's nae good if you do that.... oh my god I'm talking like you already!!

Me (talking to Stooz about his kickboxing skill): I'm guessing you're rubbish at it.
Jo (walks by and drops into the conversation): Oooo, are you talking about football??

Me and Tom talking about how the F1 theme is a real (if awful) song.
Me: At least it makes sense now as to why a shop in NYC was playing the F1 theme then. Although, even weirder, another shop in NY was playing the Top Gear theme!!!
Tom: That's a real song too.
Me: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!! ................................... (finally admits to self that perhaps it is). *sigh* In future when things make no sense, I'm just going to run them by you first, ok?

Beautiful.Those whom I text regularly have the same problem.Obviously it's not a problem cos i have the greatest accent in the world.Scottish(not mine personally if you know what i'm waffling about).

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Scott, watching a wheel chair move slowly past the stationary train - 'Are we moving already?'

Can I just say in my defence it was a very small window-and ALL i could see were moving wheels.It just didn't quite compute at that moment-it took all of 1 second to actually make sense. Scarily enough I was 100% sober at that point.

[Kneller2]

Golden Judas, on 26 Mar 2008, 11:25 AM, said:

Beautiful

I've lost count of the number of times i've said "beautiful" in a RUBBISH Scottish accent ...and wee!

[Robin]

Joinee Rory, on 24 Mar 2008, 01:11 AM, said:

Katie: "…(anything)…"
Robin: "Da dada da DA da-da!" (The tune of the chorus of "99 Red Baloons")

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=MqLjGLkXQ3E