[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Eliminate the pooch!!

I'm The Refrigerator!!!!!!!!

Aww Man, Fridge - Where's the love?!?!

Na-nana-na-na - SPACE PIRATES!!

Parsnip Wars!

Turnip Wars!

That's what she said.



....... I can't remember any of the millions of other brilliant one-liners that were said. Very very fun weekend though.

[Platinum Joinee Wilf (GD)]

A small selection from the notes section of my phone...

"I'm not going to remortgage my house for a handful of jelly babies."

"...but you'd need a detailed knowledge of Yorkshire Puddings to understand that."

"I keep smelling meat!"

"I'm usually loyal, but my next wank is going to be over that band."

"I'm not Tim anymore, where have my breasts gone?"

Names witheld. No responsibility will be taken for quotes taken out of context or otherwise misquoted. This thread may contain nut traces and should only be used in conjunction with an approved weight loss plan. Please consult your pharmacist before reading.

This post has been edited by Platinum Joinee Wilf (GA): 03 February 2008 - 05:23 PM

[PJ Stevie G]

"The Great Fire of London 2: This time it's personal"

"I groped Parkin, all in the name of tap dance"

"Let's play the Princess Diana assasination inquest board game!"

More when i wake up.

[Hernaic Tom]

"WHO HAS LOST THEIR DEMON?!?!" - Toby

[PJ Stevie G]

"I've been biscuit face-raped by Steve" - Toby

[Joinee Parkin]

11. Stalker Joinee StevieG, on 3 Feb 2008, 07:41 PM, said:

"Let's play the Princess Diana assasination inquest board game!"

The Princess Diana Assasination Inquest Board Game!!! So very very wrong but so very very funny. Bom and his magic drumstick was GENIUS!

Platinum Joinee Wilf (GA), on 3 Feb 2008, 07:23 PM, said:

A small selection from the notes section of my phone...

"I'm not going to remortgage my house for a handful of jelly babies."

"...but you'd need a detailed knowledge of Yorkshire Puddings to understand that."

"I keep smelling meat!"

"I'm usually loyal, but my next wank is going to be over that band."

"I'm not Tim anymore, where have my breasts gone?"

Names witheld. No responsibility will be taken for quotes taken out of context or otherwise misquoted. This thread may contain nut traces and should only be used in conjunction with an approved weight loss plan. Please consult your pharmacist before reading.

I think at least 2 of those were mine.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

"Ooo! His face has arrived!" (as the guy took off his lion mask)

"I love Mark. Where's Mark. I can't see Mark. Mark's amazing. Mark is briliant. Mark's the best. I love Mark. Which one do you think Mark is?"

[Joinee Ems]

Lou: "Everyone is called Mark these days! Well, there's two."

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

"This is the best dog I've ever tasted!"

"You were knocking on the window at 4am like some kind of polite burglar..."

"Toby what are you doing?" "I'm attempting to make a duck from some parsnips."

"Look it's a ninja Deli!! No Lou, that's Nina's deli..."

"You have sex with geese."

"You were strangled by two gypsy's?! No, I was strangled at Jujitsu"

"Yes, that knowledge makes me feel so much better. In fact I'm now inspired to open a chain of shops in the south of France selling sausages... and possibly some sort of cheese..."

[Joinee Parkin]

Only Toby . . .

[Joinee Hollis]

space pirates!

Rory's parsnip is more girthier

In a thousand years when birmingham is buried, tony robinson will dig up my goat and take my DNA from its arse and learn about how great i was

Sick children, Biddle

[G J Katie]

A whole conversation about Bill and his replecement statue between Lady Parkin and Sir Biddle. Trust me it was funny.

"why do you all have raw parsnips on your plates"
"We're giving them some personality."

Later... after some carving, cutting, adding of tissue, studs and cocktail sticks coloured with biro.

"I've made Biddle!"

Steve and Rory... I salute you!

"It's a spotted horned goaty duck"

Tom... I hate to disappoint but I wasn't convinced, it looked distinctly goaty to me.

[Joinee Parkin]

Joinee Katie, on 4 Feb 2008, 12:08 AM, said:

A whole conversation about Bill and his replecement statue between Lady Parkin and Sir Biddle. Trust me it was funny.

That was a good story. I enjoyed that.

[Au Joinee Rory]

Jamie made a joke about the optimal packing strategy for oranges in a finite 66-dimensional volume, but I won't post it here for fear of imploding the forum with geekiness.

[Golden Judas]

Joinee Rory, on 4 Feb 2008, 12:45 AM, said:

Jamie made a joke about the optimal packing strategy for oranges in a finite 66-dimensional volume, but I won't post it here for fear of imploding the forum with geekiness.

Too late!!!



Kabloooooey!!!!

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Why is there a flump in my Plant? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

[Joinee Hollis]

toby to rory

What is this? We've had words before about your kind coming over here with your irish accent and ginger hair, i just won't do, coming over here stealing all our jobs and taking them back

[Hernaic Tom]

Joinee Hollis, on 3 Feb 2008, 09:43 PM, said:

In a thousand years when birmingham is buried, tony robinson will dig up my goat and take my DNA from its arse and learn about how great i was

I think we all agreed it would be a clone of Tony Robinson, quite fortunately named Clony Robinson.

Joinee Katie, on 3 Feb 2008, 10:08 PM, said:

"It's a spotted horned goaty duck"

Tom... I hate to disappoint but I wasn't convinced, it looked distinctly goaty to me.

That's what it wants you to think, Katie. You've been taken in...

Joinee Rory, on 4 Feb 2008, 12:45 AM, said:

Jamie made a joke about the optimal packing strategy for oranges in a finite 66-dimensional volume, but I won't post it here for fear of imploding the forum with geekiness.

I left shortly after that conversation.

Oh yeah, I forgot this:

"Do you fancy getting some chinese after this?"


(Cracking knuckles menacingly)
"Yeah......Let's get 'em."

[Pud]

'I have trouble getting it to go down' I realised what I had said as soon as I said it and was amazed at the restraint shown by Ben Jamin.

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

Joinee Rory, on 4 Feb 2008, 01:45 AM, said:

Jamie made a joke about the optimal packing strategy for oranges in a finite 66-dimensional volume, but I won't post it here for fear of imploding the forum with geekiness.

That's what me said.

This post has been edited by Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker: 04 February 2008 - 01:04 PM

[Hernaic Tom]

Joinee Rory, on 4 Feb 2008, 12:45 AM, said:

Jamie made a joke about the optimal packing strategy for oranges in a finite 66-dimensional volume, but I won't post it here for fear of imploding the forum with geekiness.

I seem to remember you and Jamie going through all the dimensions from 1 to 66, and imagining how you would pack oranges in each.

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Laura: YES! I WON MR J'S MEAT!
MR J - It's salty

This post has been edited by Silver SV Joinee Jo: 04 February 2008 - 01:17 PM

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Silver SV Joinee Jo, on 4 Feb 2008, 12:23 PM, said:

Why is there a flump in my Plant? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

hmmmmm!!!!!

ME: erm........Where have TWO HUNDRED flumps gone? Hang about......IS...THAT...A...FLUMP...IN...MY...(delete as applicable) Door Handle/Oven/Fridge/Curtain Pole/Balcony/yale lock/bedside cabinet/venitian blinds/whisky cupboard/tree/Playstation/mirror/bathroom/lift/sign out side my flat/door lock/dishwasher/sink/cupboard door handles/fern/standing lamp/balcony railings/couch/frying pan/laptop case/toaster/SUIT POCKET!!!

This post has been edited by Silver Joinee 'The Daddy': 04 February 2008 - 03:34 PM

[Captain K]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 4 Feb 2008, 03:33 PM, said:

SUIT POCKET!!!

Argh, I've left you my suit again!

Quotes-wise, all my favourites were Rory-based - it's great getting Google-jokes that're actually true. But Jamie's was the best, when Rory had to get somewhere in a hurry:

"Can't the Googlecopter come and get you from the balcony?"

Rory later explained to me that they don't have a helicopter.

No.

They have a 737...

[Joinee Meek]

That is actually quite funny. Plus it's a techie joke and I get it so it must be pretty good!

[PJ Stevie G]

...can someone explain that to me....?

I'm very much three quarters asleep still.

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 4 Feb 2008, 05:33 PM, said:

ME: erm........Where have TWO HUNDRED flumps gone? Hang about......IS...THAT...A...FLUMP...IN...MY...(delete as applicable) Door Handle/Oven/Fridge/Curtain Pole/Balcony/yale lock/bedside cabinet/venitian blinds/whisky cupboard/tree/Playstation/mirror/bathroom/lift/sign out side my flat/door lock/dishwasher/sink/cupboard door handles/fern/standing lamp/balcony railings/couch/frying pan/laptop case/toaster/SUIT POCKET!!!

Still haven't found them all then

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Captain K, on 4 Feb 2008, 03:54 PM, said:

"Can't the Googlecopter come and get you from the balcony?"
Rory later explained to me that they don't have a helicopter.

They have a 737...

LOLOL - blow me down - do they?
:-)
Also - panic-ye-not, i can bring it with me if necessary

[Captain K]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 4 Feb 2008, 05:11 PM, said:

Also - panic-ye-not, i can bring it with me if necessary

No panic - I just can't believe how many times I thought, "Must collect that...", and then didn't do it.

And no need to bring it, thanks, thanks, but no - not worth bringing on a flight. I'll not need it for the ladies of horizontal entertainment. Not that I'll be trying to impress them any other way, either.

[RJ Cooley]

'-What exactly would the KPI's for a join meet be?
-Number of pints drunk?
-Surely it should be something to do with the number of RAOKs?
-Come on, be realistic!'

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Silver SV Joinee Jo, on 4 Feb 2008, 05:04 PM, said:

Still haven't found them all then

apparently not no!

[Joinee Kebab]

"Kick him in the knees - KICK 'IM IN THE KNEES!"

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Click-click-CLICK. ... Click, click... CLICK.

[Joinee Parkin]

Wilf to Toby regarding his rural heritage: "You all f*** geese!"

"Taste my nut milk" - Wilf commenting on the juicer infomercial.

That's all I've got in the book kids, sorry.

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

JoineeMassara GPB, on 4 Feb 2008, 10:26 PM, said:

Click-click-CLICK. ... Click, click... CLICK.

That joke's a bit exclusionary...
One could call it Click-y.

I'll get my coat.


Steve, all weekend, 5 to 10 seconds after everyone else.

"... Oh, I get it."

"The universe would implode!"
"Brilliant. The universe would implode!"
"Did I just say that?"
"...Yes?"

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

"Did I just say that?" I'm such a plonker.

I forgot about this, following most mentions (but, due to a mammoth effort, NOT all mentions) of the Kate Goes Flying Monkey....

"Callum Keith Rennie plays a flying monkey in the latest Wizard of Oz adaption. The HEAD flying monkey. Except he's not a monkey. And he doesn't fly. But he does wear leather. I can't wait!"