[Mr Phil]

Joinee Meek, on 27 Mar 2008, 06:33 PM, said:

Well, we go for breakfast then to the pub...

Yep sounds about right.

Well, you say breakfast then pub, but it goes more like this:

Breakfast > Milkshake > Waltzers > Pub > Waltzers > Pub

[Joinee Meek]

Ole Gunnar Hatchard, on 27 Mar 2008, 08:07 PM, said:

Well, you say breakfast then pub, but it goes more like this:

Breakfast > Milkshake > Waltzers > Pub > Waltzers > Pub

He doth tell the truth.

[Timothy Goose]

Ole Gunnar Hatchard, on 27 Mar 2008, 08:07 PM, said:

Well, you say breakfast then pub, but it goes more like this:

Breakfast > Milkshake > Waltzers > Pub > Waltzers > Pub

In fact Waltzers is my favourite bit of pirates

Isn't this year the year we repeat Waltzers > Pub until people start vomiting?

[Joinee Bonathan]

I've just worked out who captain amazing is


I'm disapointed he didn't tell me... he knows how rubbish I am... he knows how little i care...


I have no idea what this thread is about

[Timothy Goose]

Joinee Bonathan, on 27 Mar 2008, 10:58 PM, said:

I've just worked out who captain amazing is


I'm disapointed he didn't tell me... he knows how rubbish I am... he knows how little i care...


I have no idea what this thread is about

Awww Warren

didn't you realise from the fanciable joinee thread which I plastered with photos of me like the cheap attentions seeking whore that I am.

And don't worry because some people *cough* SiVar *cough* still clearly have no idea who I am as they refer to me as James.

I hope you're good and well you little tart

[Joinee Bonathan]

NO... I'm hurt... you haven't tried to turn me for at least 6 months...

that means I have to put up with the girlfriends attention... and frankly.. thats boring

[Timothy Goose]

Joinee Bonathan, on 27 Mar 2008, 11:07 PM, said:

NO... I'm hurt... you haven't tried to turn me for at least 6 months...

that means I have to put up with the girlfriends attention... and frankly.. thats boring

Ah thats understandable.....


Well for nostalgia reasons



On a similar theme.... my friends are very keen in doing a burlesque photo shoot.... and want me to be the token man in it.

I'm thinking fitted 3 piece suit - black velvet
Black vevet top hat
#!$& off massive heels
riding crop
Really stark monochrome make up (think the mc in caberet)

Surrounded by hot girls in basques!

That will be a the best photo of me ever

(if this photoshoot never comes into fruition I'll be more than upset. But I'm the bloke being dragged along, I can't be too keen in getting things moving)

[Joinee Parkin]

You get all the good gigs don't you Tim?

And Warren, did it really take you that long to twig who he was? that really is very special.

[Kneller2]

Captain James Amazing, on 27 Mar 2008, 11:21 PM, said:

In fact Waltzers is my favourite bit of pirates

Isn't this year the year we repeat Waltzers > Pub until people start vomiting?

FABULOUS.....Waltzers rock and indeed spin my world!!

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Keneller2, on 2 Apr 2008, 11:29 AM, said:

FABULOUS.....Waltzers rock and indeed spin my world!!

i can't go on these
Any persistent Centripetal or Centrifugal force - especially the latter - and literally on the tenth time round and i vomit

for example.

There was a ride that was massive with about 15 "space ships" on a big ride in the fair. It went around and around on the floor and then an arm lifted it up so that the spaceships were going around and around on the vertical plane (like a big wheel). Looked fun. But it stayed on the ground too long going round about 20 odd times. The little space ships are topless. And so i chucked.
Now obviously the "chuck" was free of the rotational force and kind of "hung" in mid air".

That was my last date with the girl in the car behind.
Coincidentally it was my first date with her also.

taught me two lessons

1) Ladies First
2) No roundabout style rides.

[Lethal Biddle]

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 12:02 PM, said:

taught me two lessons

Careful Richard. Learning lessons is tantamount to an inhibition.

[Kneller2]

GJ Biddle (ga), on 2 Apr 2008, 12:20 PM, said:

Careful Richard. Learning lessons is tantamount to an inhibition.

yep....exhibition is where its at!!

[Gold Joinee Twinkle]

Does Ellie qualify as a pirate even though I'm a ninja?

[joinee captain becky]

Word up, bitches.

I just read this whole thread and now my eyes are bleeding onto Spanky's laptop. I hope you're all pleased with yourselves. And I'm supposed to be looking for a sensible financial future. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hang on, I need another pint.

Right then, I reckon I can cover all the most standy outing points as follows:

Captain James Amazing, on 17 Mar 2008, 07:40 PM, said:

I'm sure if I sweet talk the drunken wench she'll give us a bit of floor to sleep on. As long as we're full of gin, it'll be fine

Sweet drunken wench? Sweet?

Gold Joinee Mhairi, on 18 Mar 2008, 03:35 PM, said:

i will come if i can stay at beckys because that will be the most fun.

Damn Straight.

GJ Biddle (ga), on 18 Mar 2008, 06:03 PM, said:

I will come because I already am staying at Becky's.
Well... not NOW.. I mean it's been arranged.
Might I recommend people ring her, rather than ask on a forum she hardly ever reads.

Yes! Do it. Bob Hoskins WANTS you to call me. Seriously, he told me. In fact, he's right here. Say hi Bob.

Hi.

Good one Bob.

GJ Hannah B-R, on 23 Mar 2008, 06:15 PM, said:

If you needed any more persuading, then let me tell you THIS.

My facebook nosiness tells me that Hanna Cesek (the fit one) is organising a Brighton beach party for that very same night on a come one come all basis.

Huzzah!

The fit one? THE FIT ONE? Two things. First of all I'm the Mary. And second of all, thats my wife you're talking about. You, me, outside.


That about covers it. In other news, I've excavated my wine cellar so there's now more sleeping space. Not for Biddle though, thieving bastard. Also, I'm thinking some charitable events are probably in order. Drinking is great, dont get me wrong, but if we could so how incorporate seriously good deeds into the drinking I reckon I'm only a couple of hail marys (maries? mary's?) out of purgatory. Thoughts, comments?

Tim. I hate you.


Pink Pirate girl: bect costume EVER! Nice going. Come! No rum for you though xxx

[PJ Hannah B-R]

I am putting my hat on for how we can implement some seriously fun pirate themed kindness.

And I meant Hanna was the fit Hanna(h) as opposed to me. You're the fit Becky. And you marry men you've barely met in Tim's Dad's front garden cos you're THAT cool.

Picking litter up with swords could be cool.

[Timothy Goose]

joinee captain becky, on 17 Apr 2008, 05:46 PM, said:

Tim. I hate you.

Becky we need to talk

Grab a fringe guide

There are silent raves

we need to go...

[Joinee Tam]

I think I want to go to Brighton I've not been for a long time. I've not been to anything for a long time. The waltzers are fun - they make the boys squeal like girls I need to book flight quick if i'm planning on coming. Very fun thread to read - made my night in alone much less boring x x x

[Joinee Kebab]

Captain James Amazing, on 18 Apr 2008, 09:09 AM, said:

Becky we need to talk

Grab a fringe guide

There are silent raves

we need to go...

SILENT RAVES? Where? When? Where? ... ... When?

Silver Joinee'The Daddy', on 2 Apr 2008, 12:02 PM, said:

That was my last date with the girl in the car behind.
Coincidentally it was my first date with her also.

And aren't you glad it worked out that way now?

[Kneller2]

It would appear that i might not be going any more

[Timothy Goose]

Kneller2, on 16 May 2008, 12:36 PM, said:

It would appear that i might not be going any more

Don't make me kick you in the face Martin....

Why the hell not?

[Kneller2]

Captain James Amazing, on 16 May 2008, 02:46 PM, said:

Don't make me kick you in the face Martin....

Why the hell not?

....i'm short of money cos of my holiday to Italy next week and i have nothing planned in the way of accomodation or travel. I am rubbarsh!!

[SJ Lipinski]

12 of july you say...i shall try and book it off work. Oh and by the way, hello again everyone!

[Joinee Mum White]

Eeeeeeeee! Sooo excited now. I have booked rooms ... for three, as Andrew and David have said they would like to come. I think I am going to burst with excitement! Mum White xxx

[PJ Hannah B-R]

Wiiiiiiiiicked!!!

[Mr Phil]

SJ Lipinski, on 21 May 2008, 10:17 AM, said:

12 of july you say...i shall try and book it off work. Oh and by the way, hello again everyone!

Nick!

[PJ Stevie G]

I should really think about some form of staying thereness. I hate being poor.

[Siobhán]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 27 May 2008, 01:45 PM, said:

I should really think about some form of staying thereness. I hate being poor.

Last year I did not stay there overnight. You can go for the beachyness on the saturday (nand whatever else is done) and leave at nine/ten and head back to London. I may be doing that this year. Particularly now I may be saving deposit for a new four bedroomed dwelling place (to rent)

[Gold Bismuth Shortt]

raaaawr i want to go

im going

decided

[Siobhán]

Joinee Shortt, on 28 May 2008, 02:14 PM, said:

im going
decided

Cool beans.

[Gold Bismuth Shortt]

MSJSiobhán, on 28 May 2008, 02:48 PM, said:

Cool beans.

yup yup yup
i may not stay the nighty *since moulah would be needed*
but drunkard I shall be *hugs*

[PJ Wopunga (GA)]

Woppy may come this year. But doesn't know yet. But has looked up train fares.

[charlottie]

Do you have to dress up as a pirate?

[Timothy Goose]

charlottie, on 10 Jun 2008, 09:48 PM, said:

Do you have to dress up as a pirate?

Don't have to do anything
Its very easy going....


But you won't be in to win the frankly amazing trophy which is currently in the demented clasp of Elliot Biddle (meaning it is probably broken and/or lost}

You will be fully allowed to do other stuff like drink rum and eat picnics and do RAoKing and chillax and enjoy the majesty of lovely lovely Brighton

[Lethal Biddle]

Captain James Amazing, on 11 Jun 2008, 12:32 AM, said:

Don't have to But you won't be in to win the frankly amazing trophy which is currently in the demented clasp of Elliot Biddle (meaning it is probably broken and/or lost}

Duggery is in perfect order... with the minor exception of that I may have lost his sword. I know that's exactly what happened to Alex so I might ask him where he got his replacement from.

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

Here I believe.

[Timothy Goose]

No One would mess with Captain Dougery Le Suave if he was packing this kind of gear

[Shiney Joinee Jackson]

You know.....this year, I might actually remember.........................

[PJ Stevie G]

Me and Anna have decided to make Brighton a day trip, rather than an overnighter. This is for a variety of reasons. It's more fun not disclosing them.

[Joinee Meek]

Does anyone want these tickets?!

Saturday from Newcastle.

Monday from London. they are just going in the poubelle if not.

Edit: I hope that French is right.. tell me it's right Tim (even if it is wrong.)

This post has been edited by Joinee Meek: 29 June 2008 - 02:12 PM

[Timothy Goose]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 29 Jun 2008, 01:06 PM, said:

Me and Anna have decided to make Brighton a day trip, rather than an overnighter. This is for a variety of reasons. It's more fun not disclosing them.

Is it sex?

It is. isn't it?

Yeah... its sex....

[Joinee Meek]

You can have sex anywhere Timothy. It is not a London specific activity.

[Timothy Goose]

Joinee Meek, on 29 Jun 2008, 01:13 PM, said:

You can have sex anywhere Timothy. It is not a London specific activity.

Shush your noise you

Boris has started up a new reigeime...

Its like those permits that let you park in certain places...

Only with peni instead of cars


True fact

This post has been edited by Captain James Amazing: 29 June 2008 - 02:16 PM

[Joinee Meek]

What?! No chance pet. We won't let you dirty Southerners stop our Northern antics.

Sheesh and I thought I liked this Boris chap.

[Siobhán]

I can no longer come to this I am afraid. Will be spending the weekend with my folks instead.

Hope to still see most of you over the summer/autumn though, as things start to settle down.

[Gold Bismuth Shortt]

Shame you can't come Siobhan - hopefully get to see you soon

And it seems I'm going just for the day *ho hum* can't wait - for Pirate fun!

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

I still have a spare return train ticket if anyone needs one. Y'know maybe you hadn't thought about coming, but now you'd like to...
Victoria dep. 11am-ish
Brighton dep. 9.45pm-ish
PM if you want it.