[Thomas]

BUMP!

It's coming North,
It's coming North,
It's coming,
Football's coming North,

It's coming North,
It's coming North,
It's coming,
Football's coming North,

It's coming North,
It's coming North,
It's coming,
Football's coming North,

It's coming North,
It's coming North,
It's coming,
Football's coming North,

It's coming North,
It's coming North,
It's coming,
Football's coming North,

It's coming North,
It's coming North,
It's coming,
Football's coming North!

[Joinee Meek]

BEST FOOTBALL SONG EVER!

[GJ Drought]

Name: Craig "left wing demon charles charlie charles" Drought

Age: 31

Position: forward and left a bit! as far as i remember!

GGFNVS History: 2007 rookie and goal scorer! made a miraculous recovery from the judas wedgie and scored one of the 2 magnificent goals for the North!


bring it on South!....

[Joinee Meek]

There was a wedgie?!

[GJ Drought]

there was!


i should have known better for taunting a man with sideburns!

[Joinee Meek]

Oh my gosh! How did I miss that?!

[Thomas]

Everyone missed Stooz hitting me in the face with a 99. At least it didn't have a Flake.

[GJ Drought]

how indeed! i mean you were keeping such a close eye on my pants

well.. to be fair its not a suprise you missed it most people did, thankfully watching my pants wasnt high on peoples lists that day!

[Joinee Meek]

Well, maybe we'll just have to plot revenge wedgie or otherwise.

[GJ Drought]

i propose mocking the judas into distraction!

[Thomas]

We don't need to mock him or anything, pure intimidation will do the trick.

[Joinee Mark]

Thomas Rushton, on 5 Jan 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

Everyone missed Stooz hitting me in the face with a 99. At least it didn't have a Flake.

I clearly remember the stooz ice cream incident, as does zena.

[Joinee Meek]

North!

Edit: Don't worry Craig. Revenge shall be planned.

This post has been edited by Joinee Meek: 06 January 2008 - 10:09 AM

[Thomas]

Joinee Mark, on 6 Jan 2008, 05:20 AM, said:

I clearly remember the stooz ice cream incident, as does zena.

A blatant cardable offense. I may write to The FA to appeal him getting away with it as I now have witnesses.

[Joinee Vic]

Thomas Rushton, on 6 Jan 2008, 01:31 AM, said:

Everyone missed Stooz hitting me in the face with a 99. At least it didn't have a Flake.

Joinee Mark, on 6 Jan 2008, 07:20 AM, said:

I clearly remember the stooz ice cream incident, as does zena.

Ah, never has a man looked so conflicted, as Stooz, when trying to work out whether he should go after the ball or the ice cream.

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

I've not been on the forum for a bit, but fear not - I'm here now.

Name: Sean Anthony Gleeson

Age (by GGF): 26

Position: Anywhere in the defence. I'll come up for set pieces too, as I have a bullet header.

NvS History: Made my debut in the 2007 game, and was part of the stirring fightback which reduced a 3-0 deficit to 3-2, and would have won comfortably if matches lasted 95 minutes. A strong defensive partnership with the noble Lord Sir Thomas Rushton kept Stooz quiet. Produced the tackle of the match on Martin Kneller, and didn't bitch about it when he then went in studs-up on me, because I'm Northern and therefore hard.

Other news: Have had kick-abouts since last Easter, so am possibly the most match fit person on either side, from what I've been reading. Being a Leeds fan, I have extensive knowledge of how a superior skilled Northern side can beat a team of Southern cloggers through grit, hard work, determination and the fact that Southerners 'don't like it up 'em.'

Edit for numbers and stuff.

This post has been edited by DSJ Spacamonkey: 06 January 2008 - 12:44 PM

[Mr Phil]

DSJ Spacamonkey, on 6 Jan 2008, 12:41 PM, said:

I've not been on the forum for a bit, but fear not - I'm here now.

Name: Sean Anthony Gleeson

Age (by GGF): 26

Position: Anywhere in the defence. I'll come up for set pieces too, as I have a bullet header.

NvS History: Made my debut in the 2006 game, and was part of the stirring fightback which reduced a 3-0 deficit to 3-2, and would have won comfortably if matches lasted 95 minutes. A strong defensive partnership with the noble Lord Sir Thomas Rushton kept Stooz quiet. Produced the tackle of the match on Martin Kneller, and didn't bitch about it when he then went in studs-up on me, because I'm Northern and therefore hard.

Other news: Have had kick-abouts since last Easter, so am possibly the most match fit person on either side, from what I've been reading. Being a Leeds fan, I have extensive knowledge of how a superior skilled Northern side can beat a team of Southern cloggers through grit, hard work, determination and the fact that Southerners 'don't like it up 'em.'

Er, 2007, surely?

In 2006 we won it.

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Damn you and your maths brain!

I'm still drunk, so that's my excuse.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

The Facebook group is now locked to stop southern interference.

Mr Bennett and myself can allow anyone of suitable stock into the pleasant pasture that is the Team North Group

[Joinee Kebab]

(Platinum) Joinee'Jamin, on 6 Jan 2008, 05:22 PM, said:

The Facebook group is now locked to stop southern interference.

Mr Bennett and myself can allow anyone of suitable stock into the pleasant pasture that is the Team North Group

How very poetically put. Sure you're not a southern fairy?

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

Spaca, what do you mean 'most fit'? I play football at least twice a week!

[Golden Judas]

And i'm cycling everywhere(not the pub-that would be daft-i'd only break masel).So realistically you'll find that we are gonna run rings round you lot.

[Joinee Kebab]

and also, we always do. Because we're better.

[Joinee Mark]

Golden Judas, on 6 Jan 2008, 06:09 PM, said:

And i'm cycling everywhere(not the pub-that would be daft-i'd only break masel).So realistically you'll find that we are gonna run rings round you lot.

But cycling home from the pub is fun.

[Golden Judas]

Joinee Mark, on 6 Jan 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

But cycling home from the pub is fun.

Yes but this is me we're talking about.I'd break something-and not on the bike.

You can also get points on your driving licence for drunk cycling-and as i have an HGV licence I have no desire to lose it.

[Joinee Meek]

You are forgetting revenge for the wedgie though Mr Henderson.

[Golden Judas]

Dunno what you mean!!!

I am innocent of all charges M'lud.

[Joinee Meek]

Golden Judas, on 6 Jan 2008, 06:46 PM, said:

M'lud.

You calling me a bloke?! Oooooooh you are definately in trouble!

[Joinee Mark]

Golden Judas, on 6 Jan 2008, 06:27 PM, said:

Yes but this is me we're talking about.I'd break something-and not on the bike.

You can also get points on your driving licence for drunk cycling-and as i have an HGV licence I have no desire to lose it.

I thought you only broke yourself when you rode into small dogs.

I didn't know you could get points for drunk cycling, how does it work though because there is no legal limit on how much you can drink and cycle.

[Joinee Meek]

Joinee Mark, on 6 Jan 2008, 07:24 PM, said:

I thought you only broke yourself when you rode into small dogs.

Giggle...

[Golden Judas]

Joinee Mark, on 6 Jan 2008, 07:24 PM, said:

I thought you only broke yourself when you rode into small dogs.

I didn't know you could get points for drunk cycling, how does it work though because there is no legal limit on how much you can drink and cycle.

Quote

CYCLING AND DRIVING LICENCE PENALTY POINTS

In law, cyclists propel vehicles on the highway and so have to adhere to the same rules as motorists. However, the fines and penalties for offences are different. Cyclists DO NOT qualify for three penalty points for failing to comply with a red light. Offending cyclists, when caught, are given a non-endorsable fixed penalty ticket for £30. There are no offences that carry penalty points for cyclists.

Well there's yet another myth ruined for me!!

Just found a good website about Cycling Reg's BIke Stuff

This post has been edited by Golden Judas: 06 January 2008 - 07:32 PM

[Joinee Meek]

So basically the bike is actually the perfect mode of transport for me ever? Especially as I will never be sober enough to learn to drive?

[Golden Judas]

Guess so.depends on how much your gonna drink though doesn't it.It requires co-ordination-and i've seen you dance.

[Joinee Meek]

Golden Judas, on 6 Jan 2008, 07:37 PM, said:

Guess so.depends on how much your gonna drink though doesn't it.It requires co-ordination-and i've seen you dance and it is amazing

Aww, thank you!

[GJ Drought]

cycling?! isnt that what old people do in the country as they reach retirement?

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Cap'n Joinee Drought, on 6 Jan 2008, 07:44 PM, said:

cycling?! isnt that what old people do in the country as they reach retirement?

No, it's what people do to keep fit and avoid traffic jams.
You're thinking of playing bowls.

[Golden Judas]

Joinee Del, on 6 Jan 2008, 08:19 PM, said:

No, it's what people do to keep fit and avoid traffic jams.
You're thinking of playing bowls.

Nope not that either-I love Bowls and i'm a young un.Well not that young but iv'e been playing since i was 11.

he's thinking of trainspotting.

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Golden Judas, on 6 Jan 2008, 08:24 PM, said:

he's thinking of trainspotting.

Ah yes, you could well be right.

[Joinee Meek]

I'd just like to say that all of Team North are sexy.

[Golden Judas]

Have you been on the Gin Annie??

[Joinee Meek]

No. Team North are so sexy that I would need gin to smooch them.

[Thomas]

I think you possibly meant unsexy Annie, with respect to Team South that is.

This post has been edited by Thomas Rushton: 07 January 2008 - 12:41 PM

[Joinee Meek]

I meant wouldn't! Not would!

Team North are so sexy I wouldn't need gin to smooch them. Oh my gosh Northerners I am sorry!

Thomas Rushton, on 7 Jan 2008, 12:41 PM, said:

I think you possibly meant unsexy Annie, with respect to Team South that is.

Yes.

[Worm]

Name: Worm

Age: 34

Position: Goalkeeper/Right back

GGFNVS History: I started at right back in NvS 2007 for Team North, before making an emergency move to Goalkeeper when Jamie Rothwell was injured in the first 5 minutes. I was awarded the 'Mat Bee' Man of the Match award - for reasons which still escape me, given that we lost.

Other info: I play on Saturdays in the Borders Amateur Football league for Yetholm - I am the 'second-string' keeper. I have a clean sheet so far in the 2007/08 season - although this is mitigated by the fact that I have only actually played 2 games. I also play in goal on Fridays in a smaller 8-a-side match with guys from work.

Happy to play wherever you put me, just don't expect me to score anything, I'm built for comfort, not speed.
[/quote]

[Joinee Meek]

I like Worm cos you live in Coldstream and I've been there lots.

[Golden Judas]

Dagnabit.And there was me hoping the one decent player you lot had was gonna be washing his hair or summat.

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

So, StevieG, are you just a turncoat or are you looking to undermine North from the inside? If the former, why opt to go to a team of losers?

http://www.joineeforum.com/index.php?showt...st&p=338587

From last year's Team South thread!

[Thomas]

He's seen the light.

[Joinee Meek]

Whey aye.

[7. Rem]

the boots are out of storage...
i will most certainly be back, just dont start the game without me this time - look where that got us last year!

studs up lads!