Dressing up as a Pirate competition

#1 Joinee Ems

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 09:40 PM

As per tradition, there will be a fancy dress competition on the beach during the day. The theme shall be 'Piratical'.

Timmy intends to join in the fun/ competitiveness this year so has handed the responsibility to me to judge the hopeful candidates. As such, I hereby issue the rules and warn ye that cheats will be made to walk the plank.

1. All costumes must be of a piratical theme.

2. All costumes should be worn from the beginning of the meet at the pier, and at least until the competition has been judged.

3. Candidates should make/ find/ put together their outfits themselves, with no help from parents or other grown ups.

4. Lewd, vulgar, tasteless and/or disgraceful costumes will be disqualified.

5. Extra marks will be given for period detailing, authenticity and historical accuracy.

6. The judge's decision is final. And woe betide anyone who questions her! (Although she probably will need help!)

I have confirmation that the current champion, Joinee Alexander, will be in attendance to defend his title and to bring along the coveted trophy, otherwise known as "Dougary Le Soire".

Good luck me hearties, and I look forward to seeing you there.

This post has been edited by Emily 'M' 'Jamin: 23 June 2007 - 09:47 PM

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#2 Joinee Bonathan

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 09:59 PM

could we not mate this a "dress like a puritan competition" It would be awesome....

anyway I'd love to do this... but I can't as I won't be there till the evening.. but best of British to all you John Hawkins out there!

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#3 Chairman 'Jamin

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Posted 24 June 2007 - 12:19 PM

I will be buying my lab coat and dinosaw mask in prepperation.

Off. Back. Off again.

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#4 joinee captain becky

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 03:58 PM

Emily'M' 'Jamin, on 23 Jun 2007, 10:40 PM, said:

4. Lewd, vulgar, tasteless and/or disgraceful costumes will be disqualified.

*panics*

define 'disgraceful'....

off the edge of the map...

#5 Joinee Bonathan

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 04:02 PM

joinee captain becky, on 27 Jun 2007, 04:58 PM, said:

*panics*
define 'disgraceful'....

Becky probably needs Lewd explaining as well...

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#6 Chairman 'Jamin

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 05:46 PM

Emily'M' 'Jamin, on 23 Jun 2007, 10:40 PM, said:

5. Extra marks will be given for period detailing, authenticity and historical accuracy.

Were the hell do i get a 19th century dinosaur mask?

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#7 G.J.Knight

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:43 PM

(Gold) joinee jamin, on 27 Jun 2007, 06:46 PM, said:

Were the hell do i get a 19th century dinosaur mask?

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