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Withnail & I... ...Need you to tell Laura what she's missing out on
#1
Posted 09 May 2007 - 12:20 AM
Laura has never seen Withnail & I, and when I put it on for her tonight she refused to pay attention. After watching the first couple of minutes, she said she just didn't get it and stopped watching altogether.
So, I need everyone who's seen it (I'm not going to say who loves it, because if you've seen it, you love it) to harangue her, call her names, whatever, just to let her know that it's not only me that thinks she NEEDS to see this film.
Incidentally, I got to watch it though. It just never gets old. And I just heard, in the background, 'GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!' Utter genius.
The first, and official currently recognised Heavyweight Joinee Champion of the World.
One of just three people to have represented Join Me in a BBC Four show presented by Victoria Coren.
#2
Posted 09 May 2007 - 12:30 AM
#3
Posted 09 May 2007 - 12:33 AM
"I daaaaannnncciiin' like a monkey!!!"
"What can I say? I come from race cars and pop-rock..."
#4
Posted 09 May 2007 - 12:35 AM
Groovy Joinee Purplexion, on 9 May 2007, 01:30 AM, said:
BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!
The first, and official currently recognised Heavyweight Joinee Champion of the World.
One of just three people to have represented Join Me in a BBC Four show presented by Victoria Coren.
#5
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:10 AM
Maybe that is what is needed, a rainy day, a bottle of wine and Withnail and I.
Iris Murdoch
#6
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:13 AM
Lou, I can not believe you haven't seen it. SEE IT.
Don't you threaten me with a dead fish!
You know you love me, admit it!
#7
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:29 AM
not a Joinee but does it really, cosmically speaking, matter?
#8
Posted 09 May 2007 - 09:45 AM
It's a fantastic film! I've seen it at least a dozen times & could happily watch it again. Laura & Lou, watch it, watch it as soon as possible. You foolish fools, you.
#9
Posted 09 May 2007 - 09:49 AM
Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.
#10
Posted 09 May 2007 - 10:34 AM
I guess it's got such a cult following that it is "must see" even if so you can just say that you've seen it and you don't get what the fuss is about.
That said, I've only seen it once and it was a few years back. Maybe I need to see it again. But I doubt it.
www.simonvarwell.co.uk
#11
Posted 09 May 2007 - 10:42 AM
But it's definitely a grower, because it's one of those films where every time you watch it you pick up something new. Although I defy ANYONE not to laugh at the chicken in the oven even the first time they see it.
"You bloody fool, Withnail, don't you know you should never mix your drinks!"
There's a really good review on IMDB that summarises it's greatness pretty well:
Withnail and I on IMDB
This post has been edited by Spacalicious Joinee Kebab: 09 May 2007 - 10:44 AM
#12
#13
Posted 09 May 2007 - 10:49 AM
Spacalicious Joinee Kebab, on 9 May 2007, 11:42 AM, said:
But it's definitely a grower, because it's one of those films where every time you watch it you pick up something new. Although I defy ANYONE not to laugh at the chicken in the oven even the first time they see it.
"You bloody fool, Withnail, don't you know you should never mix your drinks!"
There's a really good review on IMDB that summarises it's greatness pretty well:
Withnail and I on IMDB
OK, maybe I will do. The review actually makes it look more interesting than I remember. Maybe I'll hunt it down again. Or nail it down, perhaps.
www.simonvarwell.co.uk
#14
Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:29 AM
#15
Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:38 AM
www.simonvarwell.co.uk
#16
Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:43 AM
#17
Posted 09 May 2007 - 02:46 PM
Very "quote-filled" as well, my favorite being, "Bit early in the morning for festivities isn't it sir?"
This post has been edited by joinee doug: 09 May 2007 - 03:04 PM
#18
Posted 09 May 2007 - 02:59 PM
Spacalicious Joinee Kebab, on 9 May 2007, 12:29 PM, said:
This from the girl who doesn't "get" Casablanca!!!!!
But Withnail is genius.. absoultulty genius.. in fact so good I've mastered the part where "I" is driving the Jag with "All along the Watchtower" playing.. when he drops the clutch out to fast.. lurches forward... stops.. pulls his sunglasses down.. and gently pulls away...
One of my favourite moments in Cinema EVER...
Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.
This post has been edited by Joinee Bonathan: 09 May 2007 - 03:01 PM
#19
Posted 09 May 2007 - 03:06 PM
"I daaaaannnncciiin' like a monkey!!!"
"What can I say? I come from race cars and pop-rock..."
#20
Posted 09 May 2007 - 03:15 PM
Spacalicious Joinee Kebab, on 9 May 2007, 12:29 PM, said:
Do it! And I'll invite the North-West Joinees round to mine for a viewing at the same time, so we can all watch it together. Hey, we could even open up a Skype conference call and get about five different viewings all at once. It'd be a virtual meet.
The first, and official currently recognised Heavyweight Joinee Champion of the World.
One of just three people to have represented Join Me in a BBC Four show presented by Victoria Coren.
#21
Posted 09 May 2007 - 03:18 PM
Spaca Northern Monkey, on 9 May 2007, 04:15 PM, said:
Hmmm... I'm not desperately far from your so-called North-West, either!
www.simonvarwell.co.uk
#22
Posted 09 May 2007 - 03:33 PM
The first, and official currently recognised Heavyweight Joinee Champion of the World.
One of just three people to have represented Join Me in a BBC Four show presented by Victoria Coren.
#23
Posted 09 May 2007 - 06:12 PM
(well, maybe on your fifth or sixth viewing)
not a Joinee but does it really, cosmically speaking, matter?
#24
Posted 09 May 2007 - 06:21 PM
#25
#26
Posted 09 May 2007 - 07:29 PM
*Screen fades out*
*Withnail walks through door from the piss rain holding a twig*
Marwood: "What's that?"
Withnail: "The fuel and wood situation" *throws it in the corner and walks off*
End of scene
This post has been edited by Silver Joinee Katy Matey: 09 May 2007 - 07:31 PM
"No you're not, cos I'm going to tell everyone what you're up to....ahhhhhhhhh! what's that you're spraying on me???"
"Rum. So that no-one will believe your story."
#27
Posted 09 May 2007 - 07:36 PM
"No you're not, cos I'm going to tell everyone what you're up to....ahhhhhhhhh! what's that you're spraying on me???"
"Rum. So that no-one will believe your story."
#28
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:17 PM
i have a heart condition.. if you hit me... it'll be murder
Buzz Aldrin
Cap'n joinee Drought
long is the elephant that fits in a drain pipe!
#29
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:38 PM
Silver Joinee Katy Matey, on 9 May 2007, 08:36 PM, said:
You don't quibble with genuis. Shakespeare wasn't always grammatically correct, was he?
I:
Please! I don't feel good.
Withnail:
That's what you'd say but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No! He'd like
a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you
what he was going to do before he did it. "I'm going to pull you head
off". "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off". "I'm going to pull your
head off because I don't like your head!"
Monty:
Do you grow?
Withnail:
Geraniums.
Monty:
Oh you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating
than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially
tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne
ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot. Excuse me. Do
help yourselves to another drink.
Monty:
It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when he
awakes and quite reasonable says to himself: [He puts his hand on his
heart] I will never play The Dane. When that moment comes, ones
ambition ceases. Don't you agree?
Withnail is quoting Hamlet in the last scene of the film; I believe in an earlier draft it was made more obvious that he then goes on to commit suicide. Which is what makes the film not only hilariously funny, but also poignant and often touching (and I'm not just talking about Monty). It is a truly humanistic piece of film history.
#30
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:51 PM
Donna, that final piece is the greatest rendering of Shakespeare I've ever seen on the screnn. Massively moving, and just absolutely beautiful.
The first, and official currently recognised Heavyweight Joinee Champion of the World.
One of just three people to have represented Join Me in a BBC Four show presented by Victoria Coren.
#31
Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:54 PM
"We want cake, and the finest wines known to all humanity. We want them here and we want them now!"
H.
xx.
#32
Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:18 PM
I didn't, you merely imagined it.
Right you ****er, I'm going to do the washing up!

Awesomeness!
#33
Posted 10 May 2007 - 12:10 AM
I just don't get it. I'm rubbish!
and order a chicken pizziola NOW!
Laura xx
#34
#35
Posted 10 May 2007 - 09:05 AM
"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present"
"free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't"
"I'm making time"
"Fork it!"
Bahahahaha!! Best film ever. You have to watch the documentary too. It's on the special features of the limited edition dvd (some of the other special features on it are shockingly bad though). It has some footage of the guy Withnail was based on. And it talks about how Richard E. Grant is actually allergic to booze so they made him try and get drunk once in preparation for the role. And in the place where he drinks the lighter fluid and laughs hysterically, they'd secretly filled the thing with vineagar.
*shuffles off to put on the dvd"
nobody knows where,
a sheep which we have never seen,
may or may not have eaten a flower."
#36
Posted 10 May 2007 - 10:10 AM
Spacalicious Joinee Kebab, on 9 May 2007, 09:38 PM, said:
What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! In form, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In aprehension, how like a God!
The beauty of the world! theparagon of animals! Yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither.
Hamlet's convincing of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern. I f***ing love Hamlet. My favourite play by Shakespeare or anyone else, by a long shot. I get all smug & excited whenever I spot a quote.
Amazing scene.
This post has been edited by LSJ Biddle (ga): 10 May 2007 - 10:13 AM
#37
Posted 10 May 2007 - 07:27 PM
Only because I now have a vision of Laura storming into a bar at a JoinMeet and shouting 'I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!'
It's a perfect piece of casting...
What do you care what other people think? -- Richard Feynman
#38
Posted 10 May 2007 - 07:30 PM

It is called the Camberwell carrot, because I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot.
H.
xx.
This post has been edited by GJ Peck: 10 May 2007 - 07:32 PM
#39
Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:32 PM
MoT
HJCotW
The first, and official currently recognised Heavyweight Joinee Champion of the World.
One of just three people to have represented Join Me in a BBC Four show presented by Victoria Coren.
#40
Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:43 PM
Poohbah (Gsq), on 09 May 2007 - 12:33 AM, said:
Poohbah (Gsq), on 09 May 2007 - 03:06 PM, said:
Hmm. 4 years on and I STILL haven't seen this.
We started watching it one FabFeb, but everyone fell asleep. Me and Toby were the only ones still *just about* awake, and we just about had the energy to switch the DVD off. And infomercials popped up on TV. And we accidentally ended up watching those for hours, laughing so much that we woke everyone else up.
I'm not saying that infomercials are better than Withnail and I, though. Although it's certainly a debate that could be had. (Aww Fridge, where's the love?!)
In summary: Still not seen it. Still want to. Still will. One day.
"I daaaaannnncciiin' like a monkey!!!"
"What can I say? I come from race cars and pop-rock..."
#41
Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:44 PM
Buzz Aldrin
Cap'n joinee Drought
long is the elephant that fits in a drain pipe!

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