[Joinee Parkin]

To the tune of "Go West":
Go North!
Where the hill are big.
Go North!
Where the men are fit.
Go North!
Where they mine for coal.
Go North!
#!$&ing score a goal!


To the conga tune:
He's ginger like a viking,
He's very good at striking,
Come on Phil Cooke,
Come on Phil Cooke!


To the tune of "Monster":
Who's that going off in a strop?
Is it a Gatesey, Is it a Gatesey?


To the Adams family theme tune:
He's hairy and he's fatty,
he takes it up the batty,
But only if it's Matty,
He's Hairy Steve Phillips!


To Kieran:
The referee's a dandy, the referee's a dandy!

and later when he disallowed a Team South goal:
The referee's impartial, The referee's imprtial!

Have I missed any? I thought there were more but I can't remember!

This post has been edited by SRJ Parkin: 09 April 2007 - 08:49 AM

[Keen Joinee (GTJ)]

I still prefer the rough draft;

He's Ginger and a striker
His kitchens made of Formica
Come on Phil Cooke
Come on Phil Cooke!

[GJ Drought]

genius girls!.... pure genius!!


and i believe you were shouting "man over board" every time i fell over! LOL

[Thomas]

I didn't appreciate my sister's constant jibing of my play. Clearing the ball during every Team South attack in the second half doesn't deserve being told I'm shite. That's every attack that was cleared by me of course, not including the ones cleared by others.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

The simple.. ATTACK! or DEFEND!

If you'd listened to me boys, the outcome might've been different...

Also, in a bid to demoralise the opposition.. He's fat and ugly He's fat and ugly [insert team south player with the ball here*] is UGLY AND FAT

Yes, I am a genius. B)


*this was usually Stooz. I love him really... honest!

[Joinee Bonathan]

SRJ Parkin, on 9 Apr 2007, 09:48 AM, said:

I

and later when he disallowed a Team South goal:
The referee's impartial, The referee's imprtial!

IT WAS NEVER OVER!!!!

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

yes warren. yes it was.

get over it, you're shite

[Joinee Bonathan]

Agent Redlocks, on 9 Apr 2007, 06:07 PM, said:

yes warren. yes it was.

get over it, you're shite

I had hoped that people hadn't noticed i don't play football!!!

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

It was in, you know... but that's what happens when you don't have crossbars.

[Thomas]

I think in terms of what we were playing it was in, although it did bounce perfectly to be at maximum height on the line and so was questionable. I reckon if we'd had crossbars it'd hit the underside and bounce out.

[Worm]

It was in. I only left it because I had lost all sense of where the posts were and I thought it was way off to the left when it wasn't.

However, ref's word is final

[Captain K]

It is.

And the ref is still confident that from where he was standing it looked to him like it would have hit the outside of the bar, had there been one.

But the perspective can be very deceptive.

But hey, it wouldn't be a GGF north v south challenge if there hadn't been a disputed goal!

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

SRJ Parkin, on 9 Apr 2007, 09:48 AM, said:

To the tune of "Go West":
Go North!
Where the hill are big.
Go North!
Where the men are fit.
Go North!
Where they mine for coal.
Go North!
#!$&ing score a goal!

I must admit, this one did make me smile

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Shelley and I are genius chanters.
Fact.

[Joinee Varwell]

Well done to the Team North cheerleaders - you girls rocked!

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Team North Cheering IN GENERAL rocked ;-)


seriously though - i spent AGES presuming the chants were made up on the spot?
IS THIS THE CASE!

or must i know revoke some of my "now THAT is impressive" thoughts!

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

The Go North one was!
Most of mine were in fact. Including the 'Man overboard!'
Shelley and I were on FIRE!

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

SRJ Parkin, on 9 Apr 2007, 08:48 AM, said:

To Kieran:
The referee's a dandy, the referee's a dandy!

and later when he disallowed a Team South goal:
The referee's impartial, The referee's imprtial!

Have I missed any? I thought there were more but I can't remember!

Rather shockingly you missed "TAKE HIS LEGS, TAKE HIS F!@%ING LEGS"
which i becamce quite partial to................

Also "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NOOOOOOOOOOOO-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorth"

shouted like Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli (to give him his full title) from the goonies shouting "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUUUUUUUUUUUU-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys"

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

You've also missed out
Scotty iscariot, Scotty Iscariot
and
Scotty is a Judas to the same tune as 'Phil cooke is a viking'

[DG Joinee NEMESIS]

Souper Joinee Jo, on 10 Apr 2007, 04:24 PM, said:

The Go North one was!
Most of mine were in fact. Including the 'Man overboard!'
Shelley and I were on FIRE!

almost literally!!!!!


.....ALMOST!

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Joinee M0rpheus, on 10 Apr 2007, 05:27 PM, said:

almost literally!!!!!
.....ALMOST!

That's cos we're hot stuff

[Worm]

Next year can I request that the cheerleaders stand nearer the goal?

I missed nearly all the chants....

[Captain K]

Perhaps we could provide the goals with their own personal motivational speakers? From the right team, of course...

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Souper Joinee Jo, on 10 Apr 2007, 10:34 AM, said:

Shelley and I are genius chanters.
Fact.

Amen to that!