[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

Aside from the fact that there's a whole raft of joinee women who I really need to give a bit of double pink loving too, is it wrong that I may be going on a first date with somebody from an internet dating site, and that that first date may actually be GGF? We were chatting, she asked me if I wanted to go for a drink this weekend, I told her of my other plans but said she was more than welcome, she seems keen......

This is out there even by my standards.....

[Marco]

What's the worst that could happen?

[MaoMao's Noodle]

Yeah, Charlie Cruise brought a date to last years glastravaganza, and met DRUNKEN MHAIRI AND SCOTT.

Come on. Can't be worse.

[Marco]

Madame LaMao, on 2 Apr 2007, 12:54 PM, said:

Can't be worse.

Unless you bring your cat on a leash?

Actually, that would be pretty cool is someone randomly brought their cat on a day out ...

[MaoMao's Noodle]

Would youlike to borrow a cat?

[Marco]

Madame LaMao, on 2 Apr 2007, 12:58 PM, said:

Would youlike to borrow a cat?

No thanks - I'm allergic to them

[Mr Phil]

Do it.

Throw her in at the deep end.* She'll get to see exactly what you're like.





*Not the canal. I was speaking typing metaphorically.

[Joinee Kebab]

Hey, anyone who'd be up for GGF on a first date sounds pretty promising to me.

I say go for it.

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

That's what I was thinking. And if we don't really get on, it probably won't be a problem either as we can bot hkeep amused. She's gone very quiet anyway........ I think she may have actually thought about it!

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

Bishop Don Marco Rock, on 2 Apr 2007, 12:49 PM, said:

What's the worst that could happen?

She kills everyone you know, cripples you so you cant fight back and then proceeds to torture and torment you for years to come while reminding you of how you failed to save the lives of those you knew at GGF.

Or she could be Barbara Cartland.

[Joinee Kebab]

I think they meant on our side, Tobey.

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

Oh...

I turn out to be Barbara Cartland.

[Mr Phil]

Or you kill everyone *she* knows.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

do it!

although i think this may count against you with regards to being someone my mum would like for a son in law

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

You know what Shel's, it was actually you I was most worried about........

And your mum of course.......

We're still getting married one day though. We can tell this girl that late on Sunday.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

worried about?!



just cause we're getting married doesnt mean we cant see other people stoozio

This post has been edited by Agent Redlocks: 02 April 2007 - 04:00 PM

[Joinee Kebab]

Agent Redlocks, on 2 Apr 2007, 04:59 PM, said:

just cause we're getting married doesnt mean we cant see other people stoozio

I actually know a couple in New York who have this sort of relationship. They're due to be married in Autumn 2008. None of the rest of us can figure out if we're better off telling him he's being had, or let them sort it out for themselves... not to threadjack or anything.

Carry on.

[Hebba Homemaker]

I don't know how happy I am with my husband bringing a date to our dirty weekend away.......

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

poo I've opened a big can of worms here haven't I. There's a moral to this story for any kids reading: Don't be a slut.

[Hebba Homemaker]

But its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!!

[Joinee Meek]

Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz, on 2 Apr 2007, 05:51 PM, said:

poo I've opened a big can of worms here haven't I. There's a moral to this story for any kids reading: Don't be a slut.

Is that fatherly advice?

Your youngest kid is all grown up tomorrow!

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

Happy early Birthday Meekatron! I will be first to set up your thread. Hopefully, your're t-shirt will come through tomorrow as a sort of psychic present.

[Joinee Meek]

Ahh, thank you Stooz My joinee family are fab.

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

Bit of an update. She's coming. She was coming on saturday after her hair appointment (girls, eh?). But she managed to get that done tonight, so she's coming for the full experience. Party train, football, everything. So be nice to her - even if I'm not. Her name is Karen, and regardless of whether me and her get on, I think we have a potential new joinee on our hands........

[sjdwh]

Glorious!

[G J Katie]

Fantastic! I hope everything goes wonderfully for you. Take the day as it comes and who knows what it'll bring!

[Pud]

Just think. You get to tell someone to not forget to bring a rubber duck for your first date. Now that is something I've never got to say.

[Golden Judas]

Good work fella.I'm liking your style.

And yeah-i wouldn't bring a first date to meet me n Mhairi on a first date either-not when he hadn't met any joinees either.Talk about the deep end!Charlie Booze- a leg-end in the making.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

She was nice!!

second date?!

[GJ Drought]

i never saw this thread...


... its now one of my favorites

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Yeah, she was (is) lovely. Updates please...

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

No! No updates! My private life is private!

Only joking. We will be seeing each other again. It's likely that we will be the death of each other though, what with spitting beer at each other, playing 'bogeys' in the most inappropriate places and making bets where the forfeit is to 'run around the block naked'. I lost by the way, so will be doing this soon.

She said you were all lovely too. And thanks to everybody who made an effort to talk to her and make her feel welcome. But special thanks to all those who avoided us in the pubs and made us feel like we were two kids snogging behind the bike sheds at school.

[Kneller2]

Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz, on 11 Apr 2007, 01:29 PM, said:

Only joking. We will be seeing each other again. It's likely that we will be the death of each other though, what with spitting beer at each other, playing 'bogeys' in the most inappropriate places and making bets where the forfeit is to 'run around the block naked'. I lost by the way, so will be doing this soon.

Good work, Mr Stooz

[Joinee Varwell]

Yeah sorry I never chatted more, Stooz - so many people I didn't get round to speaking to. But from the brief chat, Karen seemed very nice, and it was impressively brave of her to come along to GGF as a first date. Definitely a good sign.

Hope all goes well for you.

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Sweet, glad it worked out well mate.

Though with the array of gorgeous women you already had in your room, I must say it was slightly greedy to bring your own as well!

[Mr Phil]

And she won the raffle, which must have helped...

[Neil Diamond]

I hope she enjoyed Lucy Lamb

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

I hope that's not some kind of euphemism Neil!

[Hebba Homemaker]

Spaca Northern Monkey, on 11 Apr 2007, 05:42 PM, said:

Sweet, glad it worked out well mate.

Though with the array of gorgeous women you already had in your room, I must say it was slightly greedy to bring your own as well!

Yes I've always thought of PhilC as a gorgeous woman

[Lady Alexandra of Herts]

She was awesome! I'm glad your seeing her again. Tell her I said hi! Luv, Alexandra Xx

[G J Katie]

She seemed really lovely and you both seemed to be grinning the whole weekend. It was lovely to see... s'pose it was a sort of spark between you. I hope things go well when you see her next.

Go you Mr Stooz B)

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

PJ Collins, on 11 Apr 2007, 05:59 PM, said:

I hope she enjoyed Lucy Lamb

hahahaha! did you put it down your pants?! I cant remember.. but I do remember it being 'the symbol of your blossoming relationship' or something.. that was FUNNY!

[Kneller2]

Agent Redlocks, on 12 Apr 2007, 01:32 PM, said:

hahahaha! did you put it down your pants?! I cant remember.. but I do remember it being 'the symbol of your blossoming relationship' or something.. that was FUNNY!

BAHAAAHAA......sorry......Lucy Lamb.....Pants. What the hell is Lucy Lamb?? Do I really want to know??

This post has been edited by SJ Kneller2: 12 April 2007 - 12:55 PM

[Keen Joinee (GTJ)]

If i remember correctly, which through the drunken haze which was my weekend i very much doubt, Mr Stooz had to keep Lucy's head in one piece without damage or nibbles to prove he was a caring enough chap who could warrant the beautiful lady's hand.

I vaguely recall informing him that one of Lucy's eyes had fallen off and him saying "I have only just met you today, and already i hate you"

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

yea! And Stooz insisted that he recieved Lucy's head with an eye missing.. but we belived none of it. And someone (looks around innocently) suggested his pants as a place for safe keeping of it.

I was told.. 'no way, it'll melt instantly. It's HOT down there!'

[Keen Joinee (GTJ)]

Yeah Lucy's head symbolised Karens heart, if it got broken at any point then so would her heart
Brings a tear to a missing chocolate eye doesn't it

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

Okay, okay. All the above is true. Although I had forgotten the Lucy episode at the cash machine. And Amanda, I apologise that that was the ONLY thing I said to you all weekend. Lucy's head made it home in one piece and is still intact as far as I'm aware. You all asking about when I next see her, let's just say I haven't really missed her since the weekend. We both work in Docklands, so lunch has been easy. She sends her regards to you all.