[Hebba Homemaker]

Secret Agent Woppy, on 10 Feb 2007, 02:52 AM, said:

Go team south! we can beath the northerners. although with me in goal that may not happen see i gets sdaredc of the ball if it's hit too hard. cos last ntime someone hit the bll hard it hit me int he jaw and clicked it out of place an dhtat hurty you see. so yeah, sometimes i an scared of the ball and to run away form it.

hmm...gessing you dont want me a goeslie? reckon team north wil l hit the ball hard?

HAHAHA their goalkeeper's giving herself away!

[PJ Wopunga (GA)]

Or was i just bluffing you in a moment of alcohol fuelled genius?

[Joinee Meek]

Gold Joinee Mhairi, on 10 Feb 2007, 12:17 AM, said:

Meekity Meek Meek was just swept aside.....i am so hurt. you should hear the voice i say it in in my head!! you'd really like it then. i will perform it for you at ggf.

Sorry, I didn't see it. I shall add it now!

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Secret Agent Woppy, on 11 Feb 2007, 02:27 PM, said:

Or was i just bluffing you in a moment of alcohol fuelled genius?

Shandy drinker.

[Thomas]

I'll play. Still not entirely sure if I'm there for the whole of GGF but I am off Saturday, so I'll definitely be there for the footy.

This time, I'd like to play the whole match for Team North, as being swapped to the south halfway through meant I couldn't really be arsed for the second half.

I like to play in defense or midfield, and favour the left side. Left back would be ideal. But I'm happy to play wherever.

[Mr Phil]

I'd be happy to play on the left overlapping with Mr Rushton again.

Looking to add to my goal tally.

[5. Bee]

Matt Bee.

Centre Back, tenacious tackler, moderate pace, can make unbelievable tackles when required, good in the air, and the first name on the Hackney Wanderers Sunday League teamsheet week in, week out.

Wears a hairband in a Jonathon Woodgate tribute (although it has been said Woodgate copied me, both in terms of playing centre back and hairstyle).

Scored a cracking goal last year, and kept Shiny and Gatesy quiet, although that wasn't hard...

With me in the middle at the back, South have no chance.

This post has been edited by Joinee Bee: 12 February 2007 - 10:42 AM

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Ben, what is your northern heritage? I'm not challenging I'm just interested!

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Souper Joinee Jo, on 12 Feb 2007, 12:32 PM, said:

Ben, what is your northern heritage? I'm not challenging I'm just interested!

I'm from Hull, and lived there for the first 19 years of my life. My parents and grandparents still live there. My accent changed when I moved down to London and no-one could understand me.

I still support Hull City, and live in constant dread that one night I'll get drunk and end up with three crowns tatooed on my arm.

I drink my tea strong, my beer with a head and my chips fried in dripping (when I can get them). I'd also take all commers in a Yorkshire Pudding off, but nottingham may not be the time for this...

[Silver SV Joinee Jo]

Ah - Captain Material then!

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Souper Joinee Jo, on 12 Feb 2007, 12:42 PM, said:

Ah - Captain Material then!

Unfortunatly, I'm poo a football and hate playing it. PE had a bad effect on me. But I will be bringing a bucket of iced water, some cut up oranges, and other essensial items of Support crewing.

[Joinee Bonathan]

Joinee Bee, on 12 Feb 2007, 10:41 AM, said:

Matt Bee.

Centre Back, tenacious tackler, moderate pace, can make unbelievable tackles when required, good in the air, and the first name on the Hackney Wanderers Sunday League teamsheet week in, week out.

Wears a hairband in a Jonathon Woodgate tribute (although it has been said Woodgate copied me, both in terms of playing centre back and hairstyle).

Scored a cracking goal last year, and kept Shiny and Gatesy quiet, although that wasn't hard...

With me in the middle at the back, South have no chance.

You can't harness me mate, intelligent runs off the ball, blistering pace and the strength of a bull on heat.. you'll resort to fouling me!

Bring it on Bee

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Joinee Bonathan, on 12 Feb 2007, 01:06 PM, said:

I want to make babys with Matt when he wears that head band. It just makes him so butch. I crave phsical contact with this prime specimin of manhood.

Bring it on Bee

Well, thats what I read it as anyways.

This post has been edited by (Gold) joinee jamin: 12 February 2007 - 01:24 PM

[SJ Lipinski]

Quote

QUOTE(Joinee Bonathan @ 12 Feb 2007, 01:06 PM)
I want to make babys with Matt when he wears that head band. It just makes him so butch. I crave phsical contact with this prime specimin of manhood.

Bring it on Bee

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Well, thats what I wish it was anyways.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

how could you not love the spawn of warren and matt bee?

[Chairman 'Jamin]

'Special, on 12 Feb 2007, 04:28 PM, said:

yes, we know

Looks like I found a sponcer for the Team North Shirts

[danpea]

As an eager debutant (it’ll be my first one eyed football match) I’m wondering how serious this all is - I mean is it shorts, shinpads and football boots or just a trainers and jeans type game? Obviously I’m hoping for a real match but it’ll mean packing more stuff in my rucksack.

[SJ Lipinski]

(Gold) joinee jamin, on 13 Feb 2007, 03:00 PM, said:

Looks like I found a sponcer for the Team North Shirts

Cool...but make sure you get the spelling right, wouldn't want Team Third World looking stupid or anything.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

'Special, on 13 Feb 2007, 03:58 PM, said:

Cool...but make sure you get the spelling right, wouldn't want Team Third World looking stupid or anything.

But your mum Likes stupid things, nick. She loves you.

[SJ Lipinski]

(Gold) joinee jamin, on 13 Feb 2007, 04:07 PM, said:

But your mum Likes stupid things, nick. She loves you.

Why did you capitalise 'likes' and not 'Nick'?

[Chairman 'Jamin]

'Special, on 13 Feb 2007, 04:27 PM, said:

Why did you capitalise 'likes' and not 'Nick'?

Likes are important

You are not.

[Gold Joinee Mhairi]

(Gold) joinee jamin, on 13 Feb 2007, 04:38 PM, said:

Likes are important

You are not.

The North always win at comebacks.

#!$&ing Southerners think they can one up us, ha ha etc.

[Joinee Bonathan]

The North have Scotland... and we all know how good Scotland are at football!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't come home to soon ;-)

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

And yet the South desperately fight for Scotty to be on theri side.

Hmmm....

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Joinee Bonathan, on 13 Feb 2007, 05:58 PM, said:

Don't come home to soon

Yes, you may catch warren with his "Men Of Nature" mag. And some lube. And some tissue. If you're lucky, there will be tissue.

[PJ Wopunga (GA)]

Joinee Spacamonkey (GA), on 13 Feb 2007, 06:19 PM, said:

And yet the South desperately fight for Scotty to be on theri side.

Hmmm....

I think you'll find that it was Scotty who wanted to play for team south actually 'Spaca'. We're just not saying no

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

God, you're like the Republic of Ireland under Jack Charlton - 'What, you've heard of the South? Oh, you haven't? Well, it's just below the Midlands, which are there as a kind of buffer zone to stop us feeling too inferior to the North. So, you've heard of it now then? Excellent! Would you like to play for us?'

[Thomas]

By my calculations we only need 3 more people to have a team- score! Great news at this early stage. Is SiVar going in goal?

I'll quite happily play on the left and keep swapping midfield and defense with hatchard, worked rather well last year. I'll be in considerably better fitness this year too, so will be a force to be reckoned with!

[PJ Hannah B-R]

I can't remember if Jamie has signed up, but GGF2's man of the match will be there in his PE kit.

[Gold Joinee Cooke]

I'm drawing up a tactical MASTERPLAN as we speak.

In particular we could do with someone who can run with the ball a bit from midfield and a second striker. Anyone match that description?

GJC
CTID

[Gold Joinee Cooke]

Rothwell

Rushton Matt Bee Sivar Spaca

Hatchard Danpea Drought

Cooke

That's the current line up!

All subject to change on the day obv depending on who turns up. But we need an attacking midfielder and another striker please!

GJC
CTID

[Mr Phil]

I ran with the ball a bit last year from what I recall.

[SJ Lipinski]

Bad Ass Joinee Cooke, on 13 Feb 2007, 10:52 PM, said:

I'm drawing up a tactical MASTERPLAN as we speak.

he actually drew a cat, bless.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

'Special, on 14 Feb 2007, 01:24 AM, said:

he actually drew a cat, bless.

No, that was a pictorial representation of the south. Pussies.

[Thomas]

Lipinski keeps bowling them up and Jamin' just keeps knocking them out of the park!

[Chairman 'Jamin]

So what, you fight like a cow.

Monkey Island ™ rules

This post has been edited by (Gold) joinee jamin: 14 February 2007 - 08:28 AM

[Lethal Biddle]

(Gold) joinee jamin, on 14 Feb 2007, 10:27 AM, said:

So what, you fight like a cow.

Monkey Island ™ rules

No, no, no. It's "You fight like a dairy farmer!", "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!". Fighting like a cow is the comeback not the insult, otherwise I'd have to improvise a retort like:

"Got milk?"

[5. Bee]

For God's sake Warren, pace? intelligent runs? Get a grip. You're a cricketer and cricket doesn't need either of these, which is why you play it.


And for your information I was going to foul you anyway.

So basically I'll be a combination of Woodgate and "Mad Dog" Pogatez.


AWESOME

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

Joinee Bee, on 14 Feb 2007, 12:06 PM, said:

For God's sake Warren, pace? intelligent runs? Get a grip. You're a cricketer and cricket doesn't need either of these, which is why you play it.

Which shows what you know about cricket
Anyway the first yard is in the head. Only players with no pace play at the back

[Joinee Bonathan]

Joinee Bee, on 14 Feb 2007, 12:06 PM, said:

For God's sake Warren, pace? intelligent runs? Get a grip. You're a cricketer and cricket doesn't need either of these, which is why you play it.
And for your information I was going to foul you anyway.

So basically I'll be a combination of Woodgate and "Mad Dog" Pogatez.
AWESOME

Got to catch me to foul me!!!

knocking a Cricketer are we... don't you remember Cornwall and our game of cricket.. too quick for you mate!!!

Boy am I looking forward to depositing you on your backside...

W

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Agent MHPJ Del (GA), on 14 Feb 2007, 12:09 PM, said:

Which shows what you know about cricket
Anyway the first yard is in the head. Only players with no pace play at the back

That'll be me then. No pace, but an immaculate football brain, and incredible reading of the game.

And a complete willingness to hack people down then pretend to be injured so the ref doesn't give the opposition a free-kick/me a yellow card.

[5. Bee]

Joinee Bonathan, on 14 Feb 2007, 02:10 PM, said:

Got to catch me to foul me!!!

You don't grasp this game do you?? I didn't need to catch you to foul you, you'll be playing exactly where I want you to be. And how your little stumpy legs can possibly make you faster than me, I don't know.

We shall see. I feel the South will be downhearted after I break up every single attack in the first ten minutes (and play magnificent through balls to set up many a goal) and give up after that.

Just face it. I *am* everything everyone loved about Julian Dicks, Neil Ruddock and Stuart Pearce, just not fat and with pace.

[Joinee Bonathan]

Joinee Bee, on 14 Feb 2007, 12:18 PM, said:

You don't grasp this game do you?? I didn't need to catch you to foul you, you'll be playing exactly where I want you to be. And how your little stumpy legs can possibly make you faster than me, I don't know.

We shall see. I feel the South will be downhearted after I break up every single attack in the first ten minutes (and play magnificent through balls to set up many a goal) and give up after that.

Just face it. I *am* everything everyone loved about Julian Dicks, Neil Ruddock and Stuart Pearce, just not fat and with pace.

Fancy a Race.. a Sprint over say 50m to see who's the quickest????


or are you (like the North) Chicken???


*Note to all.. Matt and I have known each other FAR too long.. we're allowed to bicker... cause I'm better than he!*

[5. Bee]

Joinee Bonathan, on 14 Feb 2007, 02:20 PM, said:

I'm better than he!

There's bickering, and then complete fabrication, come on Warren, you know who's come out on top.

I bet you even lost the biscuit game when you played it.

This post has been edited by Joinee Bee: 14 February 2007 - 01:04 PM

[Joinee Bonathan]

You're a Spanner.. and a Spanner that I could wipe the table with at any SPORT.. ANY.. you name it..



*quality work dropping your shoulder on the race.. WIMP

[Worm]

Joinee Worm

Current star goalkeeper for Scottish Borders Council weekly Friday night football, but there seem to be a few other fat wheezy boys angling for a place between the sticks so I'm willing to offer my services as right back.

Not afraid of a good hard tackle, and if you need bulk - I'm your man. Modeled on a rhino - I may not be the fastest guy around, but I'm big and strong. (honest)

[Joinee Varwell]

Joinee Worm, on 14 Feb 2007, 03:15 PM, said:

Joinee Worm

Current star goalkeeper for Scottish Borders Council weekly Friday night football, but there seem to be a few other fat wheezy boys angling for a place between the sticks so I'm willing to offer my services as right back.

Not afraid of a good hard tackle, and if you need bulk - I'm your man. Modeled on a rhino - I may not be the fastest guy around, but I'm big and strong. (honest)

We seem well off for goalies! Maybe we could just field 11 goalies, in the hope of filling the entire goalmouth?

This post has been edited by Joinee Varwell: 15 February 2007 - 02:14 PM

[Joinee Bonathan]

Have you been watching the Scottish Football team?

[Mr Phil]

I can play in goal.

[Platinum Joinee Plub]

I shall be offering my cheerleading skills, much in the same vein as last year.

Bye bye voice. Was nice knowing you...