[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Team South, leave this area now! You are banned! Go start your own copycat thread, because you're not original to come up with this yourself!

Anyhoo, let's have a Team North rollcall, with preferred positions and which foot/feet you can use, and, if you wish to show off, the level to which you believe you can play, so Phil 'The Gaffer' Cooke can start to plan

. Feel free to talk yoursleves up so that the spies from Team South (who will invariably be snooping to gain an unfair advantage, which is the only advantage they could have) get scared and forfeit before we start.

1 - Spaca 'The Cat' Monkey; I can play in goal or anywhere in defence (a monster at set pieces); right-footed; many years of football till a tragic knee injury cut a promising career short at the age of 16.

[Gold Joinee Cooke]

1 - Spaca 'The Cat' Monkey; I can play in goal or anywhere in defence (a monster at set pieces); right-footed; many years of football till a tragic knee injury cut a promising career short at the age of 16.

2 - Phil 'The Gaffer' Cooke:
Honours: Under 16's Yorkshire Schools Cup Winner, Under 15's Richmond and Hambleton 7-a-side Cup winner, East Riding U15's Cup Winner, Join Me Cup Winner, 2006
Playing Style: Traditional English Centre Forward, Right Footed. Uses strength to hold play up well, one-on-one specialist with LETHAL right peg. Lost a mile yard of pace in recent years due to problems with alcohol and pies.
Place of Birth: SALFORD

Who else???

And I will be taking notes.

Oh and northern cheerleaders, i've just ordered your uniform, ann summers promise delivery within 3 working days!

GJC
CTID

[GJ Drought]

1 - Spaca 'The Cat' Monkey; I can play in goal or anywhere in defence (a monster at set pieces); right-footed; many years of football till a tragic knee injury cut a promising career short at the age of 16.

2 - Phil 'The Gaffer' Cooke:
Honours: Under 16's Yorkshire Schools Cup Winner, Under 15's Richmond and Hambleton 7-a-side Cup winner, East Riding U15's Cup Winner, Join Me Cup Winner, 2006
Playing Style: Traditional English Centre Forward, Right Footed. Uses strength to hold play up well, one-on-one specialist with LETHAL right peg. Lost a mile yard of pace in recent years due to problems with alcohol and pies.
Place of Birth: SALFORD


3 - Craig "The Buzz" Drought, style...loads.....position...comfortable. i moved to this country, where upon i was shown football..... i decided it was crap and pretty much havent played it since!.... i can kick the ball...in a forwards direction... but i'll be honest its anyones guess as to where the ball will actually go!... thats if it even goes anywhere!..i believe i can aid the team as a distraction to the oposition... perhaps by dressing as an enormous cucumber and flailing my arms about frantically shouting thing at people for no reason!.. failing that if the ref will allow the use of trained attack dogs i might actually have something going on!

[Octarine Joinee Da Vinci]

I now have a vision of a cucumber besuited craig scoring with a bullet diving header from 20 yards into the top corner. Tis making me laugh muchly!!

[Joinee Meek]

I am rubbish at football (but actually suprisingly good in goal!) I shall offer my cheering and shouting for the team though.

[Joinee Parkin]

Agent Joinee Meek, on 9 Feb 2007, 10:26 AM, said:

I am rubbish at football (but actually suprisingly good in goal!) I shall offer my cheering and shouting for the team though.

Me too! Team North cheerleader reporting for duty sir!

[PJ Hannah B-R]

*adds herself to the list of team north cheerleaders*

[Chairman 'Jamin]

I found a picture of a pidgeon with a flat cap last night. I think I have found the basis for the badge, and now am working on the rest of the shirt...

[danpea]

1 - Spaca 'The Cat' Monkey; I can play in goal or anywhere in defence (a monster at set pieces); right-footed; many years of football till a tragic knee injury cut a promising career short at the age of 16.

2 - Phil 'The Gaffer' Cooke:
Honours: Under 16's Yorkshire Schools Cup Winner, Under 15's Richmond and Hambleton 7-a-side Cup winner, East Riding U15's Cup Winner, Join Me Cup Winner, 2006
Playing Style: Traditional English Centre Forward, Right Footed. Uses strength to hold play up well, one-on-one specialist with LETHAL right peg. Lost a mile yard of pace in recent years due to problems with alcohol and pies.
Place of Birth: SALFORD


3 - Craig "The Buzz" Drought, style...loads.....position...comfortable. i moved to this country, where upon i was shown football..... i decided it was crap and pretty much havent played it since!.... i can kick the ball...in a forwards direction... but i'll be honest its anyones guess as to where the ball will actually go!... thats if it even goes anywhere!..i believe i can aid the team as a distraction to the oposition... perhaps by dressing as an enormous cucumber and flailing my arms about frantically shouting thing at people for no reason!.. failing that if the ref will allow the use of trained attack dogs i might actually have something going on!

4 - Dan "Dan" Pea, fairly accomplished right-footed midfielder. Often played in the centre, dropping back, but prefer to be on either wing. Not especially good at heading the ball anymore. I'm also quite good at giving away free kicks and picking up yellow cards.

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Octarine Joinee Da Vinci, on 9 Feb 2007, 07:41 AM, said:

I now have a vision of a cucumber besuited craig scoring with a bullet diving header from 20 yards into the top corner. Tis making me laugh muchly!!

INTERLOPER!!!

[Gold Joinee Mhairi]

Me and Hannah will coordinate the north's cheerleaders, as per as per. we are so good at it we permanently renamed Scotty after last year. Last year we had a fairly biblical slant, with such classics as "Scotty Iscariot" and "CRUCIFY HIM" in relation to Jesus being a bit nippy with the ball...but this year I'm sure we'll come up with something equally good to encompass an all new team....

COME ON TEAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joinee Varwell]

5. Silver Joinee Simon Varwell, aka Sivar

- Previous Team North's second-choice goalkeeper.
- Last year's Man of the Match (admittedly for comedy reasons rather than footballing exploits).
- Occasional outfield player, often defence. Have good eye for game when at the back.
- Just over 6ft tall, right-footed, spectacularly unfit and ill-equipped.
- Have represented school at U14, U15 and U16 levels.
- When goalie at school, had pair of lucky gloves (I never let in more than 5 goals while wearing them).

This post has been edited by Joinee Varwell: 09 February 2007 - 12:13 PM

[MaoMao's Noodle]

Joinee Varwell, on 9 Feb 2007, 12:12 PM, said:

5. Silver Joinee Simon Varwell, aka Sivar

- When goalie at school, had pair of lucky gloves (I never let in more than 5 goals while wearing them).

Per game????

[Joinee Varwell]

Maomao, on 9 Feb 2007, 02:21 PM, said:

Per game????

Yup. Not a bad record, all things considered.

[Silver Joinee Phillips]

Boy does this thread smell bad... ah, that'll be team north.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Silver Joinee Phillips, on 9 Feb 2007, 01:19 PM, said:

Boy does this thread smell bad... ah, that'll be team north.

That would be the smell of victory steve. Team south should try it some time, they might like it.

[Gold Joinee Cooke]

Incidentally since this year we'll be playing a 90 minute game, fitness will come into it.

Now while obviously all the time spent down the mines for us northern boys should have us phine phettle, I am offically recommending that all team north members begin a STRICT training regime six weeks prior to kick off. So starting on the 24th February, My recommendation:

Run! 2 miles or more, 3 times a week! Spaca you can do laps of sefton park with me! There's no excuse you lazy unemployed #!$&er!

OR

Eat pies to BEEF UP.

We'll beat the south with a combination of athleticism and BULK.

Incidentally do we have confirmation of the presence of goalposts somewhere in nottingham? Can we hire the city ground?

Last year wasn't good enough gentlemen, and I think we all know this. Beating them is not enough. We must HUMILIATE the south! So get running you fat #!$&s

GJC
CTID

Why must I take this so seriously?? Oh well.

GJC
CTID

[Joinee Parkin]

Mhairi, Hannah - are we gonna have Tshirts?

Or shall we just adorn our clothes with fag burns and beer stains in honour of the team?

[Joinee Bonathan]

Gold Joinee Mhairi, on 9 Feb 2007, 11:54 AM, said:

Me and Hannah will coordinate the north's cheerleaders, as per as per. we are so good at it we permanently renamed Scotty after last year. Last year we had a fairly biblical slant, with such classics as "Scotty Iscariot" and "CRUCIFY HIM" in relation to Jesus being a bit nippy with the ball...but this year I'm sure we'll come up with something equally good to encompass an all new team....

COME ON TEAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannah and I...


could Team North please check their grammer before posting... I don't have time to check...


Many thanks

Team South

[PJ Hannah B-R]

Could Warren please check his spelling of grammar, and also his constant abuse of "should have, would have, could have" please before posting on our thread.

Stinking Tory.

[Joinee Mark]

The goalpost situation.

The field on which we played does have goal posts, but they also play cricket on there and they had already been taken down. Hopefully with easter being a little earlier this will not be the case this year. The next nearest pitch option, about 2.5 miles out of the city centre and more of a pain to get too, also doubles up with cricket and if posts are down on one they'll be down on t'other.

[Joinee Mark]

The goalpost situation.

The field on which we played does have goal posts, but they also play cricket on there and they had already been taken down. Hopefully with easter being a little earlier this will not be the case this year. The next nearest pitch option, about 2.5 miles out of the city centre and more of a pain to get too, also doubles up with cricket and if posts are down on one they'll be down on t'other.

[Lethal Biddle]

Joinee Mark (SJWFM), on 9 Feb 2007, 05:00 PM, said:

The goalpost situation.

The field on which we played does have goal posts, but they also play cricket on there and they had already been taken down. Hopefully with easter being a little earlier this will not be the case this year. The next nearest pitch option, about 2.5 miles out of the city centre and more of a pain to get too, also doubles up with cricket and if posts are down on one they'll be down on t'other.

"Jumpers for goal posts!"

[Joinee Parkin]

LSJ Biddle (ga), on 9 Feb 2007, 05:41 PM, said:

"Jumpers for goal posts!"

enduring image, isn't it?

[Joinee Meek]

Can I join the cheerleading squad please? I can shout very loudly.

[GJ Drought]

Bad Ass Joinee Cooke, on 9 Feb 2007, 02:05 PM, said:

Incidentally since this year we'll be playing a 90 minute game, fitness will come into it.

Bring it on!!


[/testosterone]


i think the cheerleaders should have a routine!... and disgracefull outfits!


pretty please...sugar.....cherry!

[joinee wolfman]

i originate in the east midlands so technically i am not from "the south" or "the north" - but i feel more northern than i do southern. just.

i loathe sport with a passion though and can not play football (even if i do vaguely follow forest) but i would like to offer my vocal support to team north. do i get a free beer? please dont ask me to play on the day as i will not be impressed.

[Joinee Meek]

Cap, on 9 Feb 2007, 05:54 PM, said:

Bring it on!!
[/testosterone]
i think the cheerleaders should have a routine!... and disgracefull outfits!
pretty please...sugar.....cherry!

Hmmm... would free beer be involved?

[Gold Double Pink Joinee Stooz]

If HBR is a Northerner, I run marathons in girls clothes.

Oh........

[GJ Drought]

Agent Joinee Meek, on 9 Feb 2007, 09:30 PM, said:

Hmmm... would free beer be involved?

...if you have a disgraceful outfit

[Joinee Meek]

Cap, on 9 Feb 2007, 10:07 PM, said:

...if you have a disgraceful outfit

I don't want to wear a cheerleader outfit though! Pom poms are fun but the outfit- not so.

[GJ Michelle P]

If only I still had mine from Junior High School.










It wouldn't fit me.

[GJ Drought]

Agent Joinee Meek, on 9 Feb 2007, 10:15 PM, said:

I don't want to wear a cheerleader outfit though! Pom poms are fun but the outfit- not so.

pom poms are fun!... though im not allowed to admit that as im supposed to be into "running about after a ball and screaming nonsense to other men"


if things start to look bleak im going to pull out my "im irish" card... deny any involvement and probably grab some pompoms!

[Gold Joinee Mhairi]

HBR is northern. she has been my cheerleading partner in crime and that argument is SOOOOO OVERRRRRR!!!!

Meekity Meek Meek, welcome on board!

Cheerleaders shall not be wearing outfits, as the last two years have proved they would cause nothing but pneumonia and possibly death. it is traditional for everyone to be absolutely bloody freezing at the N vs S football match. The Ayingerbrau Cup is not lightly won, my friends, it must be battled for in the worst weathers.

Currently we stand at one game all. The south took it the first year, due to them being cheating #!$&s. The Glorious North were rightly victorious in a well refereed match last year. This year we must show them what we are made of. We must show them how to drink AND WIN!


We can do it Team North! Our former glories are not enough! We must quash the smarmy southerners and show them how it's really done.

The cheerleaders salute our fearless players. They have with them the God Sivar, who runs like a leopard with the skills of a fox, from the goals to the other end of the pitch, before performing the Glorious Northern ritual of collapsing to his knees (and eventually his back) with thanks for such beautiful skills.

May the force be with you.

[Joinee Meek]

Yay! Go Team North!

[GJ Drought]

oo! its cheeky meeky!!

sorry i just remembered!.. ( and got rather excited about the remembering!)






ahh the North... its where its at!

[Gold Joinee Cooke]

Craig you haven't got a hope in hell of making the team, get practising with those pom poms!

and get a fkin haircut!!

GJC
CTID

[Joinee Meek]

I do love my Meek style names.

Bad Ass Joinee Cooke, on 9 Feb 2007, 11:23 PM, said:

Craig you haven't got a hope in hell of making the team, get practising with those pom poms!

and get a fkin haircut!!

GJC
CTID

I can only apologise for my brother.

[SJ Lipinski]

Bring it on Team Third World!

You shall be so dazzled by my spectacular mohekan you wont even remember what game we're playing!

Edit: I still love you daddy Spaca

This post has been edited by 'Special' Agent Lipinski: 09 February 2007 - 11:36 PM

[GJ Drought]

Agent Joinee Meek, on 9 Feb 2007, 11:26 PM, said:

I do love my Meek style names.
I can only apologise for my brother.

you're brother!?! christ!.... i see now who got the brains.......and the looks..... and manners... politeness....carisma, hair, style, wit, athletisism, dress sense, taste....


meeky weeky!... don't appologise!... sometimes its a given to all those who see! we understand! ((hugs))



Phil....
look... he has long curls.... and he's a bit good!




just call me Ronaldcraigyo!


i'll make the team... its not exactly hard!.. kick the ball between the posts... pretend to sweat, and occasionally make a spectacular dive after tripping on a toilet roll thrown by a spectator ( who's in charge of those by the way?) easy peasy!

[Joinee Meek]

Cap, on 9 Feb 2007, 11:48 PM, said:

meeky weeky!...

Oooh, I'm adding that!

[Gold Joinee Mhairi]

Agent Joinee Meek, on 9 Feb 2007, 11:52 PM, said:

Oooh, I'm adding that!

Meekity Meek Meek was just swept aside.....i am so hurt. you should hear the voice i say it in in my head!! you'd really like it then. i will perform it for you at ggf.

[GJ Drought]

ooo!! the cheekster meekster is ggf ing it!? ... i get to meet the meek!

[Joinee Parkin]

Cap, on 10 Feb 2007, 02:22 AM, said:

ooo!! the cheekster meekster is ggf ing it!? ... i get to meet the meek!

Just you wait til she inherits the earth!

or was it the Greek?

Anyhoo, I think we need a bit of photoshopping of that Ronaldinio pic. I think the world needs to see craig's face on it.

[Chairman 'Jamin]

Now in a toss up between this and a picture of Fred Dibners Face.

This post has been edited by (Gold) joinee jamin: 10 February 2007 - 05:55 PM

[Joinee Meek]

Yeah I'm GGF-ing it!
*sits patiently waiting to inherit the earth*

[Hebba Homemaker]

[PJ Hannah B-R]

In response to young Stuart Hollands' query as to my northerness I present the following facts:

I was born in Northampton. This is the Midlands. This gives me right to choose whether I support North or South.

When I left Northampton I lived in NORTH Devon. Devon hates other southerners as much as northerners do and therefore is mentally north.

I live with a man from North Wales.

And my final piece of evidence?

I LIVE IN #!$&ING GATESHEAD.

[Joinee Meek]

GJ HBR, on 10 Feb 2007, 09:02 PM, said:

In response to young Stuart Hollands' query as to my northerness I present the following facts:

I was born in Northampton. This is the Midlands. This gives me right to choose whether I support North or South.

When I left Northampton I lived in NORTH Devon. Devon hates other southerners as much as northerners do and therefore is mentally north.

I live with a man from North Wales.

And my final piece of evidence?

I LIVE IN #!$&ING GATESHEAD.

Hannah is so North! Yes, yes she is.

[Miss Joinee Brown]

I can't play but i'll be a quiet cheerleader!

The Southern fairies don't stand a chance