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The quotes thread It had to happen

#51 User is offline   HRH Gold Joinee Sheli 

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 10:47 AM

pft. If jody was a legitimate boys name, your mate JJ would't insist on being called JJ would they!?! ;)

And Buzz.. you didnt wake me up. HA.
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#52 User is offline   Poohbah (Gsq) 

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 10:48 AM

Sheli, you make a very good point indeed. :)
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#53 User is offline   HRH Gold Joinee Sheli 

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 10:49 AM

yes. yes I do.


:lol:

I love how this thread has decended into an argument about wether Jody is a legitimate boys name!
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 10:56 AM

I know a foster carer who has just adopted a little boy called JJ I'll have to ask her if his name is Jody.
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:26 AM

"As you move throughout the carriages, you will find interconnecting doors. These are opened by pressing the button. But be careful - they close automatically, so move through them swiftly or else THEY MAY CLOSE ON YOU!!"

(that was the guy on mine and sheli's train home, telling us how to open doors. WTF?! lol)
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:27 AM

Jody Scheckter, ex-F1 World Champion is a man, as is his son Jody Jr.
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:32 AM

Damn. I should have used that example myself.

*slaps wrists*

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:33 AM

View PostJoineeMassara, on 7 Feb 2007, 11:26 AM, said:

"As you move throughout the carriages, you will find interconnecting doors. These are opened by pressing the button. But be careful - they close automatically, so move through them swiftly or else THEY MAY CLOSE ON YOU!!"

(that was the guy on mine and sheli's train home, telling us how to open doors. WTF?! lol)


:lol:

yes!
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 01:56 PM

View PostHonorary Lesbian Rich, on 5 Feb 2007, 12:15 PM, said:

*After Biddle was spanked by the waiter, he pulls down his pants*
Biddle: Would you like to smack this too?
*Waiter runs. Like hell.*
Me: Err, Biddle....
*Points at CCTV camera*
Biddle: FANTASTIC! NOW MY NAN CAN SEE HOW SMALL MY PENIS IS!
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LMFAO!!!

aww i wish i could have been there.

hope you enjoyed the kit kats, lol :P
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 05:15 PM

:lol: I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE!

Talking about Buzz, and how he was the second man on the moon and stuff..... and he just went...

"There was only meant to be one of us who walked on the moon. But I fell." :lol: :lol:
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 05:27 PM

Me explaining why Drought is "Famous" and I'm "Infamous" and what the difference was.

I seem to be on here alot since I have no internet. Time to go do some work I think.
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 07:22 PM

View PostJoineeMassara, on 7 Feb 2007, 11:26 AM, said:

"As you move throughout the carriages, you will find interconnecting doors. These are opened by pressing the button. But be careful - they close automatically, so move through them swiftly or else THEY MAY CLOSE ON YOU!!"

That's up there with, on my train to Birmingham, while stopping in Reading...

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 08:52 PM

View PostSpacaJoinee Sheli Redlocks, on 7 Feb 2007, 10:47 AM, said:

And Buzz.. you didnt wake me up. HA.


i will tomorrow then!!! :P




Jody is a girls name... any bloke called Jody , secretly wishes for barby and frocks!


Geordie is a nick name ... for er...Geordie whose real name i dont actually know!... im not however telling you why he's called that... because if you cant guess, then you probably havent been able to read this far anyway!
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:05 PM

View PostJoineeMassara, on 5 Feb 2007, 08:42 PM, said:

(Voice behind me) - "So, where's my hug then???" (yay Susi!)

Me: BISH!!! YOU ACTUALLY *ARE* WEARING PINK!!!!

(a couple of mins later, randomly)...

Sheli, to me: BISH IS *ACTUALLY* WEARING PINK TODAY!!!!!!

Me: I hugged a hippo!! I'm happy now!


Bish never lies!

Many good quotes, very funny day albeit short for me cos I'm RUBBISH and was multiply-booked :( . Possibly favourite was the lady dressed as a tomato asking the lady dressed as a banana with reference to me and my banana-themed scientific fact sign:

"Do you know this guy?!"
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:51 PM

You ARE rubbish, Bish-Bish. VERY rubbish.

And yet we still love you :wub:
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 09:02 PM

on contemplation of the reserved room we had in the pub...

"i felt like it was parents evening and i'd found the unlocked classroom... and proceeded to write "poo" on the blackboard!
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 04:19 PM

i'm afraid buzz is right. geordie IS a boy's name.
for, heed the traditional folk song:

"As I walked out over London Bridge
One misty morning early
I overheard a fair, pretty maid
Was lamenting for her Geordie

Oh my Geordie will be hanged in a golden chain
Tis not the chain of many
He was born of the king's royal blood
And lost to a virtuous lady

Go bridle me my milk white steed
Go bridle me my pony
I will ride to London's court
To plead for the life of my Geordie

..."

there you go
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