[Joinee Parkin]

I'll start:
Sheli to Laura:
"You're rubbish. You don't even know your own chin!"

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Toby: THAI PIE!!!! Or........ TIE!!!!.... poo.

Toby: (trying to teach Steve how to join words) Get on the Toby Train!!!
Steve: Or... TRAIN!!.......... dammit!

Me: I know you've got cramp, but that's not important - I'M SLIGHTLY CHILLY!!!!

Buzz/Sheli: How long do goats live for?
Me: Nine years.
Buzz/Sheli: Oh, really? Well, hmm, let me see, that means that...
Me: You realise I just completely made that up?
Buzz/Sheli: Oh.
Me: But I have a friend who used to have a goat! I'll ask her!

(returned a few minutes later with a reply of '8 years ish')

JESUS!

CELINE DION!!

THE POPE!

Spaca: I was so excited about seeing Lou again that I watched the Boosh Live in order to whet my Loupetite!!



Golly, there were SO MANY.... and I can't remember half of 'em!!

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

ARGH! Last night, as I was drifting off to sleep, I remembered all the funny things I wanted to put here.

Inevitably, I have now forgetten them all. I shall return as and when I remember.

AHHA!

Tim(to everyone): We're not allowed food up here.. I got told off!
Amanda (to me): Is it just him thats not allowed food? is it because he's to portly?

later..

me: He's fat.. he's bald..
amanda: TIM KENNINGTON!
me: He's a religious figure..
someone clever: BUDDAH!

Gui - Incest I dont mind, but not hanson. Even I have to draw a line somewhere.


Bubbah D (whilst looking at DWH) : Daddy!

This post has been edited by SpacaJoinee Sheli Redlocks: 05 February 2007 - 11:13 AM

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Just remembered on the other thread, when Susi and DWH left, and we'd all yelled bye, and then the very second they left the door I sighed heavily and sadly went "Ohhhh... I miss them SO MUCH!!!" Sad times indeed.

[SJ Del (The Train Man)]

SpacaJoinee Sheli Redlocks, on 5 Feb 2007, 11:09 AM, said:

ARGH! Last night, as I was drifting off to sleep, I remembered all the funny things I wanted to put here.

Inevitably, I have now forgetten them all. I shall return as and when I remember.

My camera has a voice recording function. I think it'll get a lot of use at GGF!

[Honorary Lesbian Rich]

Wilf: If they have question marks next to their names, what happens?
Rach: Deduct a point!
Me: What if they have a question mark in their name?
Wilf: Do you know anyone with a question mark in their name?
Me: It could happen! They could have it changed by deed poll!
Wilf: "Why hello there, my name is... Phil?"

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Buzz - Sheli, how close is hull to manchester?
Me- it's like.. the other side of the country..
Buzz- really?? I thought it was close..

[Pud]

Elliot - you just missed my willy!

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Rach - Look into my eyes and count to 3...

[Honorary Lesbian Rich]

*After Biddle was spanked by the waiter, he pulls down his pants*
Biddle: Would you like to smack this too?
*Waiter runs. Like hell.*
Me: Err, Biddle....
*Points at CCTV camera*
Biddle: FANTASTIC! NOW MY NAN CAN SEE HOW SMALL MY PENIS IS!

[Pud]

Just remembered a couple more.

Toby - recites complete lyrics to some mushy song (I don't remember which)

Waiter *pointing at Toby* - RELINQUISH YOUR TESTICALS AND PUT THEM ON THE MANTLE PIECE - YOU GIRL!


On the journey home

as we past road works with people still working

Keen Joinee - oh look, it's little craigs.

later as we crawled through the worst fog I have ever had to drive in

Keen joinee - There's a sign but I can't see it for the fog *then when we got so close we were passing it* It says Warning! Fog patches.

[Silver Joinee Johnd]

I did my best to remember all the great quotes I kept hearing but I went and deleted the text I saved em all in... all I can remember is:

Phil Cooke: "Isn't life the greatest invention ever! I mean, seriously, it's quite good at least!"

Lou (about 30 seconds later): "Hello John! I know how long a goat lives!"

Chezzle (as we watch Amanda being picked up by Phil Cooke): "Watch out for his finger!"

Elliot: "I was only semi-turgid so it's OK!"

hee hee, was good fun, thanks everyone for being there!

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

silver joinee yorkshirepud, on 5 Feb 2007, 12:20 PM, said:

Keen joinee - There's a sign but I can't see it for the fog *then when we got so close we were passing it* It says Warning! Fog patches.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Genius!

[PJ Stevie G]

I feel sad and disappointed that I can't remember specific quotes. But I remember laughing a lot. So whatever was said must have been funny.
Either that, or they were some very hallucinogenic onions...

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Phil cooke to me : think about it.. together we can rule the world! we'll create a master race!

(he complains when I tell this story without context, so the context is thus: I claim to be the one girl in the world who can resist his charms. This was his attempt at persuading me that I do, in fact, want him.)

after snobs, on the way to find chicken, we discovered a brightly lit square, whose floor was adorned with different coloured lines. We all lined up. we all ran. cooke fell over.

Lou: Its like scalectrix!

me: yea! And phil's the obligatory one that always falls off the tracks!

[Baron Curfew (GJ)]

Manager of pub: We need £30 for the waiter please

Rach: Where's that money for the deaf kids?

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Actually, I don't *think* it was me who said it was like scalectrix. I think it might have been Buzz. I forget.

I did, however, win.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Yes, lou you did win.


BECAUSE YOU CHEATED!

you started running and shouted over your shoulder 'RACE!' or words to that effect.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

NO. I went...

"3-2-1-GO!!!!!!!!!" and started running. Without any warning.

That is perfectly legitimate.

Buzz put in a DAMNED good effort though. Nice work, spaceman.



Oh, LOL, I loved the time when Buzz yelled something across at me, as if I was much further away from him than I actually was, and I was just like "I'm not that far away - you're not on the moon NOW"

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Sheli discovering two ways (count 'em!) of making Toby hush:

1 - putting her hand over his mouth (effective)

2 - Toby, shut up you T***! (Even more effective!)

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

ME- "Hou Hay hit hest! Haif Hou Sahhy Nhuthing hat hall..."

Toby look (Points at my feet where some one has drawn a small sign saying "Toby" with an arrow.

Me "Oh, I don't know just get me something I've not tried"
Commando role waiter person "Oooohh You'll regret that..."

You can't get another hug just by moving around the room!

The morning after
"Herrow! I'm Walt Difsnay!"

Elliot: Having sex with Ariel (The little mermaid) would be poo! She's got no vagina!
Tim: She does near the end.
Elliot: Well yeah but then she can't talk. Although...

"I slept with Tim yesterday and now he's forgiven me for destroying his house"

Wilf - "I can repair this jacket I'll just need some napalm. No. Wait..."

"Yeah, but look at his nipples!"


I know there are other but I can't remember them.

[Fab Loud SMJ YDMFreshmaker]

Phil - I have to go, I'm going to see the Lovely Clare™.
Me - OH! Well if you really thing your future happiness is more important then speaking to me for another five minutes then fine! JUST GO!!

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Innnncceeyyyy Winncey Sppiiiiidddeerrrr....... went up the ..... water spouttttttt......... (Toby. In a lounge singer stylee).

Rach, to the boys: We need another girl! Who wants to be a girl?
Stalker Steve: I DO!!


And who was it who came up with the clue "used to sing classical music? now she's a slut?" for Charlotte Church?

Oh oh oh:

Wilf, hugging Fern goodbye: Bye!!!! I don't know who you are, but goodbye!
Fern: I'm Fern
Me: She's FERN!!! She's *COOL*!!!!!
Wilf: Well!! A reccommendation from Lou is as good as a reccommendation from....
Me: ...GOD!

[Honorary Lesbian Rich]

JoineeMassara, on 5 Feb 2007, 07:16 PM, said:

And who was it who came up with the clue "used to sing classical music? now she's a slut?" for Charlotte Church?

That'd be Tea Joinee Manning!

[Fairy joinee jenkins]

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 5 Feb 2007, 05:45 PM, said:

I feel sad and disappointed that I can't remember specific quotes. But I remember laughing a lot. So whatever was said must have been funny.
Either that, or they were some very hallucinogenic onions...

Ah, that explains the giant walking, talking fruits and vegetables...


I dunno who said it (Biddle?) but "I'll rape you" - and then everyone in the room laughing at this.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

(Voice behind me) - "So, where's my hug then???" (yay Susi!)

Me: BISH!!! YOU ACTUALLY *ARE* WEARING PINK!!!!

(a couple of mins later, randomly)...

Sheli, to me: BISH IS *ACTUALLY* WEARING PINK TODAY!!!!!!

Me: I hugged a hippo!! I'm happy now!

[GJ Drought]

Me: "Its like a carvery only its a Chopstickery!"

Amanda ( i think ) : what do you think "Teppanyakki" means?"
Me : "big shiney metal place"

Laura: "You know when you have a blocked ear.. well he sucked on it and it cleared!!"

Phil: yeah it was at the bar at K4... she had a denim skirt on!... i didnt even know her name ( like 4 times!!!!!)

Toby: "excuise me i have an obsession with vegetables may i have your picture? ( to man dressed as a carrot)

Shelli: so if they only live for 8 years then the legal age for a Goat is somewhere around 17 months!

Sean: is it still rape if the Goat is dead first!

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Fairy joinee jenkins, on 5 Feb 2007, 08:41 PM, said:

Ah, that explains the giant walking, talking fruits and vegetables...
I dunno who said it (Biddle?) but "I'll rape you" - and then everyone in the room laughing at this.

they shouldnt have laughed.. he actually tried to defile me!

Cap, on 5 Feb 2007, 09:22 PM, said:

Shelli: so if they only live for 8 years then the legal age for a Goat is somewhere around 17 months!

I love the way you make it sound as if I did all the maths on my own in my head!!!

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

SpacaJoinee Sheli Redlocks, on 6 Feb 2007, 12:16 AM, said:

they shouldnt have laughed.. he actually tried to defile me!
I love the way you make it sound as if I did all the maths on my own in my head!!!

That was my maths! All mine! And it was actually 19 months - 1 year 7 months-ish.

Loser.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

THE EUROPEANS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Honorary Lesbian Rich]

Fairy joinee jenkins, on 5 Feb 2007, 08:41 PM, said:

Ah, that explains the giant walking, talking fruits and vegetables...
I dunno who said it (Biddle?) but "I'll rape you" - and then everyone in the room laughing at this.

I think the best part was the attempted rape afterwards and him shouting 'Hilarious!' whilst doing so

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Sean when I was trying to make the ducks move, without actually touching them - it's not cheating! She's using science!!

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Monkey arms...and frozen legs.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

I forgot that one! Even though we did it, like, ALL the time!!


Oh, and me and Sheli singing 10 In A Bed, of course with the bit about "please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas" and Giu being really quite confused

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

yes!

and how isnt this here already??

shun the non beliver! shuuuuun shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuneh

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

Sheli is my favourite person ever.

We're on a bridge! A bridge of joy, and wonder, and... joyness.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

it's a MAGICAL leopluridon charlie! It's going to show us the way to candy mountain!

[HJCotW Spacemonkey]

HA!

Baby D, can you say Leopleuradon? LEO-PLEUR-A-DON...

[Mr Phil]

I'm so glad I found Charlie the Unicorn.

Oh, and I can't believe no one has commented on the kids who were juggling the onions.

A GIRL: "Oh my God! You're like an older version of us!"

Oh, and:

A PERSON: "So why are you going round being so nice to people."

SHELI: "Um, well, we... Phil, help me!"

and not forgetting: "Phil you have to draw a beard on your duck." And so Maths Teacher Duck was born. Next appearing in Nottingham...

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

that lady was nice! she said 'so.. you came to birmingham all the way from hull to be nice to people who wont be nice back?' I said 'um.. yea!' and she was so happy

[GJ Drought]

Me: so i was working with this bloke .(called) Geordie!
Shelli: but Jawdee's a girls name!
Me: how is Geordie a girls name?
Shelli: cause its jawdee... its a girls name!
Me: i said "GEORDIE" , not Jody! you're hearing me in Hull!

[Joinee Dave]

SpacaJoinee Sheli Redlocks, on 6 Feb 2007, 04:35 PM, said:

Sean when I was trying to make the ducks move, without actually touching them - it's not cheating! She's using science!!

Sheli, is this what counts as "not touching the ducks"?



Hmmmm. It kinda looks like touching to me.

[GJ Drought]

surly touching with feet doesent actually count as touching at all!... i mean.... its feet!

[PJ Stevie G]

Maybe it's some sort of levitation device, which conveniently coincided with shelley lifting her foot.
Or maybe not.

[sjdwh]

No no, for the most part she was just jumping upstream of them to alter the current flow!

Of course I was a *little* fearful of her jumping, in the big fountain, and falling, and dying. But I wasn't about to stop her

I'll point out that my duck got to the bottom, started again, and lapped a fair few ducks. Oh yes.

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Jody is a unisex name. I have a male friend called Jody. He's Scottish though.

[HRH Gold Joinee Sheli]

Cap, on 6 Feb 2007, 07:20 PM, said:

Me: so i was working with this bloke .(called) Geordie!
Shelli: but Jawdee's a girls name!
Me: how is Geordie a girls name?
Shelli: cause its jawdee... its a girls name!
Me: i said "GEORDIE" , not Jody! you're hearing me in Hull!

JAWDEE?? You sir, are crap at phonetic spelling! (and now have a voicemail saying just that. But less articulately. I'm not fond of answermachines... )

It should read 'joe-dee' or 'j-oh-dee'. :roll:

Stalker Joinee Stevie G, on 6 Feb 2007, 10:39 PM, said:

Maybe it's some sort of levitation device, which conveniently coincided with shelley lifting her foot.
Or maybe not.

Steve... I love you. You spell my name perfectly, apropos of absolutely nothing

SJ Wagner-Hall (dwh), on 6 Feb 2007, 10:47 PM, said:

No no, for the most part she was just jumping upstream of them to alter the current flow!

Of course I was a *little* fearful of her jumping, in the big fountain, and falling, and dying. But I wasn't about to stop her

I'll point out that my duck got to the bottom, started again, and lapped a fair few ducks. Oh yes.

YES! That's what I was doing. HA. thank you dan

(but not thank you for happily watching me almost plunge to my death you big meanie!)

JoineeMassara, on 6 Feb 2007, 11:52 PM, said:

Jody is a unisex name. I have a male friend called Jody. He's Scottish though.

pft. jody's a girls name!

[GJ Drought]

LOL thanks for that Voicemail!

it was so nice to hear you first thing in the morning continuing this argeument


you speak wrong! thats the problem!


Jody is a girls name though!


Geordie however isnt

[Poohbah (Gsq)]

Geordie's not even a NAME. Not of *a* person anyways. It's more a clan or tribe or something.

And Jody is SO a unisex name. I don't think you'd wanna go around calling my mate JJ a girl.

And I soooo came up with another quote before... and now I've forgotten it again.... I'm crap!