THANK YOU...........
... Rach and Steff, for organising it all so superbly, and for letting me stay and being ace hosts. It was BRILLIANT meet, kudos to you both!!
... Sheli. For being one of my most favouritest favourite people ever. And being my oldest friend. And for using your Tim bag. And for keeping me company on the train. And for liking Readymade Breakup. And for making me smile and laugh and feel loved. And for being as pathetic as me with Thai. And for teaching me the ways of the Chinese. And for not making Giu push me out of bed. And for just being you.
... Buzz. For letting me call him Buzz 100% of the time. For laughing at me (in a good way) and for just being absolutely amazingly brilliantly ACE. And for letting Neil go first when he got to the moon. Now THERE is a gentleman.
... Giulia. For being wonderfully mcwonderful. And for not pushing me out of bed. And for not being deeply hurt when I told you that I didn't care you had cramp, because I was slightly chilly. And for missing your bus, so you had to stay with us longer. And for having a pretty half naked sleeping boy. And for THE EUROPEANS ARE COMING!! (Sheli, that one's you too).
... Steve. For being my stalker. For FINALLY getting to chat. For confirming my suspisions that it WAS you I met in the Boosh queue at Brixton. For putting up with me being all excitedly "YAY!! IT'S STEVE!!!!!!" all the time. And for the joys of Giant Who's In The Bag.
... Plub. For turning up even though you were feeling rotten, and then even working out the bill for us at Wetherspoons!! Amazing!!!!!
... Bish. For wearing pink, just like you promised. xx
... Jamie. For being amazingly wicked cool. And for the lovely hugs, and for being ever-so-comforting.
... Fern. Ace!! And never seemed scared of us all. She's lovely!
... Whoever suggested tea. And then whoever got our attention as we walked by. Tea was BRILLIANT.
... Tigger. For eating WAY too many of those sweet potato thingys. You nutter!

And for the must-keep-my-plate obsession.
... Manning. HOW MANY cakes?! Crazy boy. You rock.
... Spaca. For Poisoning Pigeons in the Park with me. And for being all excited to see me. You're mean to Sheli, but you're okay, I guess.
... Cooke. Always entertaining, you gotta admit. And ever ginger.
... Toby. For presenting me with an onion at the train station. For just getting randomer and more entertaining from then on. For Vic Reeves style singing, for Incy Wincy Spider, for disliking Take That, and for all your general Tobyness. Much love!
... Biddle and Tim. For the best entrance EVER at the hospital!!

And for being endlessly entertaining, in a wide variety of ways.
... Amanda. For being lovely and fun and entertaining and ace.
... Fairy Joinee Jenkins. For turning out bedecked as, well, Fairy Joinee Jenkins. You always make me smile!! You always look so happy!
... Number 12. My duck. For being LIGHTNING QUICK. I knew go-faster stripes were the way to go.
... Dave. For giving me the first Dave Hug. I rule!!!!
... Wilf. For being a sensible height. And for being ever lovely.
... Vixie and John. My favourite modwolf couple. So lovely to see you both again!!
......... my head is mush now from all the trying to remember people.... I'm sure I've missed out vitally important and obvious people... I may have to come back...
I am the Grand Pooh-Bah of the Universe.
"I daaaaannnncciiin' like a monkey!!!"
"What can I say? I come from race cars and pop-rock..."