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#701
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 04:55 PM
And on I read
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wander on
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wander on
#702
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 08:31 PM
The A-team.
Chocolate or Alcohol?
Chocolate or Alcohol?
#703
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 02:28 AM
alcohol!
Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Beatles or Rolling Stones?
I feel trapped like a moth in a bath
190 pez dispensers
190 pez dispensers
#704
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 04:04 AM
beatles! (scouser)
not be able to bend at the knees or at the elbows? (try going the toilet before you answer)
not be able to bend at the knees or at the elbows? (try going the toilet before you answer)
dance ike no ones watching, an if all else fails shake it like a polaroid picture!
#705
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 12:35 PM
elbows lol think about trying to sit down arg! if you think planes are bad now try with straightened legs... could get interested lol
Having to watch pokemon for a week or Friends for a month
Having to watch pokemon for a week or Friends for a month
Life doesn't stop for anyone. So why stop living life for anything?
#706
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:08 PM
Hard choice but I think I'd go for Friends.
Although I do still know the words to the Pokemon song... but Friends!
Ice cream or cake?
Although I do still know the words to the Pokemon song... but Friends!
Ice cream or cake?
#707
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:09 PM
Cake. Clearly.
Cake or pie?
Cake or pie?
"DWH is God." -Lou Massara, Katie Hutchcraft
"I'm a little disappointed that you're not gay" -Rory Parle
"You are such a sweetheart, like a polar bear with no outside edges!" -Ruby Brownlock of Overhill
"I'm a little disappointed that you're not gay" -Rory Parle
"You are such a sweetheart, like a polar bear with no outside edges!" -Ruby Brownlock of Overhill
#708
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:09 PM
Pie!
Meat or fruit pie?
Meat or fruit pie?
#709
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:45 PM
Ooh...hard one...
Fruit pie! I looove cherry pies!
Udon or ho fan?
Fruit pie! I looove cherry pies!
Udon or ho fan?
The phrase of the week is THE CAT WAS CONGEALED ON CHRIS'S CROTCH
xxx
Dick (of Bob, Mabel, Jeff & Dick fame)
xxx
Dick (of Bob, Mabel, Jeff & Dick fame)
#710
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Posted 17 July 2011 - 10:21 PM
Udon.
Lady Gaga or Sir Mix-a-lot?
Lady Gaga or Sir Mix-a-lot?
The number to call is BR-549
#711
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 09:08 AM
On the grounds of not knowing who/what Sir Mix a lot is, Lady Gaga
A fight with a dozen geese sized horses or 1 horse sized goose?
A fight with a dozen geese sized horses or 1 horse sized goose?
Penny Caaaaaaaaaan!
(Spaca Joinee Sheli Redlocks - King of the Geeks)
(Spaca Joinee Sheli Redlocks - King of the Geeks)
#712
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 10:39 AM
HRH Gold Joinee Sheli, on 18 July 2011 - 09:08 AM, said:
A fight with a dozen geese sized horses or 1 horse sized goose?
Hahaha. Excellent question.
The horse sized goose.
Because geese sized horses might just be fowls & I'd rather not slaughter them all. But a horse sized goose is clearly an adult & It'd be much easier to just stab one creature.
Sex with a moose, or a mousse with the gliding ephemeral personification of sex itself?
CHEESE AND WIIIIIIINE!!!
#713
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 11:36 AM
Moose.
If you haven't tried it you haven't lived (those antlers really give you something to hold on to)
Having your left foot chewed off by a rabid aye-aye slowly, or having your face licked all over by John Major, very slowly?
If you haven't tried it you haven't lived (those antlers really give you something to hold on to)
Having your left foot chewed off by a rabid aye-aye slowly, or having your face licked all over by John Major, very slowly?
It's not easy being a fool, but it is definitely more fun and worth it in the end
Official member of the Spazzed Out Unconditionally Loved Joinee Lost Grip Society
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#714
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 01:57 PM
Lethal Biddle, on 18 July 2011 - 10:39 AM, said:
Because geese sized horses might just be fowls & I'd rather not slaughter them all. But a horse sized goose is clearly an adult & It'd be much easier to just stab one creature.
Just out of curiosity, did you mean fowls or foals?
Joinee Simitebrong, on 18 July 2011 - 11:36 AM, said:
Moose.
If you haven't tried it you haven't lived (those antlers really give you something to hold on to)
If you haven't tried it you haven't lived (those antlers really give you something to hold on to)
You, sir, are a cad, sir.
I suppose I would have to choose the Major option. At least I could close my eyes and pretend it's Harold Wilson.
Inane chatter on the radio all day, or an unbelievably stale smell, such as stinky sweat socks, all day?
This post has been edited by joinee_doug: 18 July 2011 - 03:47 PM
The number to call is BR-549
#715
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- Location:Guildford, Surrey
Posted 18 July 2011 - 02:28 PM
joinee_doug, on 18 July 2011 - 01:57 PM, said:
Just out of curiosity, did you mean fowls or foals?
Oh yes, foals. Brain fart there I think. It was all that thinking about geese.
This post has been edited by Lethal Biddle: 18 July 2011 - 02:29 PM
CHEESE AND WIIIIIIINE!!!
#716
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Posted 18 July 2011 - 05:37 PM
joinee_doug, on 18 July 2011 - 01:57 PM, said:
Inane chatter on the radio all day, or an unbelievably stale smell, such as stinky sweat socks, all day?
Inane chatter. It's the best bit!
Read the Daily mail every day for a year, or never have a hug again ever?
Penny Caaaaaaaaaan!
(Spaca Joinee Sheli Redlocks - King of the Geeks)
(Spaca Joinee Sheli Redlocks - King of the Geeks)
#717
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:11 AM
HRH Gold Joinee Sheli, on 18 July 2011 - 05:37 PM, said:
Inane chatter. It's the best bit!
Read the Daily mail every day for a year, or never have a hug again ever?
Read the Daily mail every day for a year, or never have a hug again ever?
Daily Mail. At least I could read it ironically.
Never hear again or never taste anything again?
CHEESE AND WIIIIIIINE!!!
#718
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 11:06 AM
Never taste anything again. Giving up food would be pans (Italian, after all) but silence drives me insane.
Floating Market or Diagon Alley?
Floating Market or Diagon Alley?
#719
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 11:28 AM
Diagon Alley because I'm actually a wizard and I can't swim
(I don't know a 'swimming' spell)
Having to eat a bowl of mould or having a permanent, huge bogey hanging incongrously from your nose for a month?
(I don't know a 'swimming' spell)
Having to eat a bowl of mould or having a permanent, huge bogey hanging incongrously from your nose for a month?
It's not easy being a fool, but it is definitely more fun and worth it in the end
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#720
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 12:04 PM
Bowl of mould, as long as I get to choose it. Brie, I choose you! (cheese counts as mould. Craig says it does.)
Go shopping in your underwear or not be able to clean your teeth for a week?
Go shopping in your underwear or not be able to clean your teeth for a week?
Penny Caaaaaaaaaan!
(Spaca Joinee Sheli Redlocks - King of the Geeks)
(Spaca Joinee Sheli Redlocks - King of the Geeks)
#721
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 03:39 PM
... for the record, there's not much water involved in the Floating Market (usually) 
!
& go shopping in me undies. Surely it's the logical step from one's jammies, which I do regularly with no sense of shame.
Jammie dodger OR peanut butter & jam butty?
!& go shopping in me undies. Surely it's the logical step from one's jammies, which I do regularly with no sense of shame.
Jammie dodger OR peanut butter & jam butty?
#722
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 03:49 PM
HRH Gold Joinee Sheli, on 20 July 2011 - 12:04 PM, said:
Bowl of mould, as long as I get to choose it. Brie, I choose you! (cheese counts as mould. Craig says it does.)
What a smartypants!
G Jaffa Cake J Hug-a-Goth, on 20 July 2011 - 03:39 PM, said:
... for the record, there's not much water involved in the Floating Market (usually) !
Jammie dodger OR peanut butter & jam butty?
!Jammie dodger OR peanut butter & jam butty?
this is the floating market from Neverwhere? (love that book) I'd probably go there when it's on HMS Belfast and then it would sink
Jammie dodger every time. I could never be party to the befouling of the holy glory that is peanut butter.
Attempt to apply mascara to a furious tiger or punch your mum in the face?
It's not easy being a fool, but it is definitely more fun and worth it in the end
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#723
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 09:58 AM
mytony, on 19 September 2011 - 02:23 AM, said:
star wars
That's pretty broad dude.
CHEESE AND WIIIIIIINE!!!
#724
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 01:45 PM
Lethal Biddle, on 19 September 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:
That's pretty broad dude.
I think he's a robot.
Just something about the way that he types....
Mytony? are you a robot....
Or is it just that you're vulnerable.... so vulnerable.... you are not a robot?
This post has been edited by Timothy Goose: 19 September 2011 - 01:47 PM
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