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#1 Joinee Fray

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:49 pm

Now it's getting hot, people need phrases such as

"I'm sweating like..."

E.G: I'm sweating like a busy Ross Kemp


Or my favourite, although slightly distasteful:

I'm sweating like a used Jew


Any mores?

#2 Joinee WEG

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:59 pm

Erm, I'm sweating like John Prescott on top of his secretary?



Didn't think much, sorry!

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:00 pm

I'm sweating like Phillips under all that hair.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 11:07 pm

i'm sweating like a well baited badger

i'm sweating like a dog with evolutionary sweat glands

i'm sweating like Sweaty Sweatersson, of Sweatersville over Damp
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Posted 06 June 2006 - 11:30 pm

Prefer the classic "..sweatin' like a whore in church" or "..sweatin' like a Coke bottle at an August barbecue"
I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:24 am

I went through a period of making these up. I can remember:

Sweating like a gorilla's sack.
Sweating like a ballet dancer's crotch.
Sweating like a paedophile at a nativity.
Sweating like Rik Waller on a fun run.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 01:19 am

Joinee Drought said:

i'm sweating like a dog with evolutionary sweat glands

fabulous
I feel trapped like a moth in a bath

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#8 Joinee_Hollis (QoR)

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 07:24 am

Sweating like a fat bloke on a trampoline
When the kids at school foud out i had a serious nut allergy they pinned me against the wall and made me play Russian roulette with a bag od Revels

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 07:51 am

I'm sweating like Michelle McManus at fat camp!
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:19 am

I'm sweating like a biatch! or as its also know "Sweatching"
"I am the white Beyonce"
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:14 am

Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare!

:lol:
And on I read
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wander on

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:26 am

Sweating like a paedophile in a playpen,
sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market,
sweating like a whore on sunday,
sweating like a pig on a spit,
sweating like a badger with TB,
sweating like a trollop in a haystack...

There are more countryfied ones...
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is to high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

#13 GJ Drought

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:37 am

Fab Lost J Freshmaker said:

I'm sweating like a biatch! or as its also know "Sweatching"


hahahaha!!:D:D  

genius!!
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#14 Silver Joinee Johnd

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:41 am

Sweating like Noel Edmonds when there's two boxes remaining and the contestant says NO DEAL

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 11:08 am

I'm sweating like a mother f**ker in a maternity ward!
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated without being able to say it.

"Three men and one woman are trapped under heavy enemy fire, send help immediately. If you can't send help, send two more women"

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 11:22 am

:lol:  :lol:
When the kids at school foud out i had a serious nut allergy they pinned me against the wall and made me play Russian roulette with a bag od Revels

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:05 pm

Sweating like a virgin in Ann Summers
With a face like this I won't break any hearts, with thinking like that I won't make any friends

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:09 pm

nah I think sweating like a sex addict in anne summers :P
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 12:11 pm

Sweating like a nun in a brothel.

Sweating like Dante in the outer layers of hell, before he got to the Icey core.  Hey, hell is like an eskimo roll.  RARR!
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 02:17 pm

I had a friend who would regularly say
"I'm sweating like a rapist"
but then he also used to say
"I'm sweating like a paedo in a playground"
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#21 joinee doug

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:58 pm

Sweatin' like Elvis at the breakfast buffet
Sweatin' like Robbie Coltrane on a flight of stairs
I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:43 pm

marvellous joinee rosie said:

I had a friend who would regularly say  
"I'm sweating like a rapist"
but then he also used to say
"I'm sweating like a paedo in a playground"

Or,

a rapist in a duffle coat
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 07:23 pm

SJ Buckley-Reynolds said:

Sweating like a paedophile in a playpen,
sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market,
sweating like a whore on sunday,
sweating like a pig on a spit,
sweating like a badger with TB,
sweating like a trollop in a haystack...

There are more countryfied ones...

Ooh do tell!

I'm loving this thread.  Not too much, though.

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:46 pm

oh you know sivar,
sweating like a cow facing defra
sweating like a chicken with the snivvles
sweating like a fox with a limp...
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is to high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 11:51 pm

SJ Buckley-Reynolds said:

sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market


:shock:
I feel trapped like a moth in a bath

190 pez dispensers

#26 Joinee Connally

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:38 am

A paedophile getting buggered up the arse by a rabid rhino on viagra whilst all joinees watch, laugh, cheer and agrivate the rhino into a humping frenzy!



I wish this justice was in common practice!!!

I'm well peed off coz I read this:

http://news.bbc.co.u...rts/5057164.stm

and thought that if they only have 8 and 5 years then they deserved to sweat in this way for every god damn minute of them!
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated without being able to say it.

"Three men and one woman are trapped under heavy enemy fire, send help immediately. If you can't send help, send two more women"

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 12:03 pm

My mum works for the forensic police so she hears awful stories e.g. babies and toddlers getting raped, happens pretty much every day but the papers only pick up on a few cases
When the kids at school foud out i had a serious nut allergy they pinned me against the wall and made me play Russian roulette with a bag od Revels

#28 Joinee Connally

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 12:28 pm

I'd love just one day of fun with one of those sick bastards!!!

I think I'd really enjoy myself!
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated without being able to say it.

"Three men and one woman are trapped under heavy enemy fire, send help immediately. If you can't send help, send two more women"

#29 Joinee Fray

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 02:48 pm

Sweating like a teenager outside a youth court.

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 05:17 pm

Fab Lost J Freshmaker said:

I'm sweating like a biatch! or as its also know "Sweatching"

Awesome phrase!  :D
"The little things are infintely the most important"
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Posted 12 June 2006 - 04:51 pm

sweating like a bitch on heat

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 10:07 am

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber field!

#33 CharlieHoughIsTough49

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Posted 04 October 2016 - 06:07 pm

View PostJoinee Fray, on 06 June 2006 - 07:49 pm, said:

Now it's getting hot, people need phrases such as

"I'm sweating like..."

E.G: I'm sweating like a busy Ross Kemp


Or my favourite, although slightly distasteful:

I'm sweating like a used Jew


Any mores?

Sweating like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee

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